(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); My friend just told me this disgusting ass story and told me never to tell anyone about it because it was really embarrassing for him.


Here's what he said: :carling:


Last week he was on a date with this chick from his work and took her back to his place to try to get lucky. I guess things were going his way because they started hookin' up on his couch shortly after they got there. (For you noobs, "hooking up" = making out). ANYWAYS, so they're hookin' up and this chick goes to start giving him a hickey on his neck. Who does hickeys anymore these days? Seriously, a hickey?

That's not the fucking gross part. Get ready for this DIGUSTING ass shit.

While she's sucking on his neck, giving him the hickey....

She suddenly lurches back and says.. "Something just hit the back of my throat and it tasted nasty and sour!"

My friend quickly wiped his neck, and sure enough saw blood on his finger. Then it dawned on him.

She had been sucking on his neck RIGHT where he had a GIANT FUCKING ZIT, and she sucked the puss right out of it and INTO HER MOUTH!!!

I ALMOST PUKED WHEN HE TOLD ME THIS SHIT!!!!


Needless to say, he did NOT get laid that night.

Lmao, I laughed the whole god damned time I was reading this story. I got my 7 laughs off that mother ****er. That's nasty, yet awesome.

lmfao what a bitch

LOOL no cant get grosser than 3 guys one hammer

No need for him to buy some spot cream to get rid of zits :carling: