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06-28-2011, 06:27 PM
#1
I wanna get to know you. I'm 6'4'' 240lbs and have a cool spartan beard.
I'm a fun loving guy and a self starter who has absolutely no intentions of committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship or just a lovely evening (and rest assured that this one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone ever for any reason.
A good trait about me is my lack of threatening cues. People are like "I feel so safe and comfortable around you", then they usually follow up with "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me.". At this point, I tell them that they are absolutely 99% right.
And there is no way I can murder because I am always seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I was to ever come up as a suspect in a murder trial, which WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN[ED].
Here's a pic of myself
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Let me know, thanks.
tl;dr - Date me, I won't murder you.
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06-29-2011, 04:46 AM
#38
Originally posted by Enjoi.
Since when is NGU a dating site?
Since when is having a URL to some other gay ass gaming site in your User Title allowed?
Edit: after visiting that site, also, I feel kind of bad because of simply how shit it is. It's laughable, there's like one post on the forum and it's from a guy called "Outie" ha ha, dear lord I hope that poster isn't you.
I think even though it's against the rules to advertise like that, the rules should be slightly bent for sites as shit as that one, no level of advertising is gonna get that bitch off the ground.
good luck however
06-29-2011, 04:54 AM
#39
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
Since when is having a URL to some other gay ass gaming site in your User Title allowed?
Edit: after visiting that site, also, I feel kind of bad because of simply how shit it is. It's laughable, there's like one post on the forum and it's from a guy called "Outie" ha ha, dear lord I hope that poster isn't you.
I think even though it's against the rules to advertise like that, the rules should be slightly bent for sites as shit as that one, no level of advertising is gonna get that bitch off the ground.
good luck however
Edit: after visiting that site, also, I feel kind of bad because of simply how shit it is. It's laughable, there's like one post on the forum and it's from a guy called "Outie" ha ha, dear lord I hope that poster isn't you.
I think even though it's against the rules to advertise like that, the rules should be slightly bent for sites as shit as that one, no level of advertising is gonna get that bitch off the ground.
good luck however
Yea and theres a dude on a gaming site looking for a date. How ****ing pathetic.
(We went from vBulletin to Xenforo were just testing) and its sad to see that, thats the only thing you got against me.
But seriously, why the fk would you look for a date on NGU? LMAO
06-29-2011, 05:02 AM
#40
Originally posted by Enjoi.
Yea and theres a dude on a gaming site looking for a date. How ****ing pathetic.
(We went from vBulletin to Xenforo were just testing) and its sad to see that, thats the only thing you got against me.
(We went from vBulletin to Xenforo were just testing) and its sad to see that, thats the only thing you got against me.
I do appreciate you trying to assist me, but I'm not interested in "dudes" on a gaming site whether or not they're is looking for dates man. I clearly said "females."
However, is it you? It's okay if you're gay, you can confide in me, as long as you refrain from imagining putting anything that even comes close to resembling a penis in my butthole.
Also, I don't even know who you are and I'm sure you don't know who I am, so we'll have plenty of time to find things that we have against one another. But I do kind of feel intimidated because of your interest in inserting it in men already.
06-29-2011, 05:05 AM
#41
.RAMBO
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
I do appreciate you trying to assist me, but I'm not interested in "dudes" on a gaming site whether or not they're is looking for dates man. I clearly said "females."
However, is it you? It's okay if you're gay, you can confide in me, as long as you refrain from imagining putting anything that even comes close to resembling a penis in my butthole.
Also, I don't even know who you are and I'm sure you don't know who I am, so we'll have plenty of time to find things that we have against one another. But I do kind of feel intimidated because of your interest in inserting it in men already.
However, is it you? It's okay if you're gay, you can confide in me, as long as you refrain from imagining putting anything that even comes close to resembling a penis in my butthole.
Also, I don't even know who you are and I'm sure you don't know who I am, so we'll have plenty of time to find things that we have against one another. But I do kind of feel intimidated because of your interest in inserting it in men already.
LOL. WTF are you talking about..
Stating on how much of a loser you are makes me gay? You have issues.
06-29-2011, 05:05 AM
#42
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06-29-2011, 05:16 AM
#43
Originally posted by Enjoi.
LOL. WTF are you talking about..
Stating on how much of a loser you are makes me gay? You have issues.
Stating on how much of a loser you are makes me gay? You have issues.
Being in denial is part of being homosexual from my understanding. I had a friend go through it in real life and although many people believe being gay is a disease it is in fact a mental issue, so feel free to take your anger out on me here, buddy.
And as for my issues, besides the obvious one of me lacking female contact which I was clearly trying to render before you rudely interrupted me with your posts about you having a similar issue but trying to pick up dudes instead of women, what other issues do I seem to have?
It's great that we've gotten off to such a good start here. You seem to know me so well even though we've known each other a whole five minutes. You have the makings of a good friend, but once again, as long as you don't try and use my ass as a tube sock even though I know my spartan beard is very appealing to people of your kind.
06-29-2011, 05:18 AM
#44
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Originally posted by momasboyonline
being in denial is part of being homosexual from my understanding. I had a friend go through it in real life and although many people believe being gay is a disease it is in fact a mental issue, so feel free to take your anger out on me here, buddy.
And as for my issues, besides the obvious one of me lacking female contact which i was clearly trying to render before you rudely interrupted me with your posts about you having a similar issue but trying to pick up dudes instead of women, what other issues do i seem to have?
It's great that we've gotten off to such a good start here. You seem to know me so well even though we've known each other a whole five minutes. You have the makings of a good friend, but once again, as long as you don't try and use my ass as a tube sock even though i know my spartan beard is very appealing to people of your kind.
And as for my issues, besides the obvious one of me lacking female contact which i was clearly trying to render before you rudely interrupted me with your posts about you having a similar issue but trying to pick up dudes instead of women, what other issues do i seem to have?
It's great that we've gotten off to such a good start here. You seem to know me so well even though we've known each other a whole five minutes. You have the makings of a good friend, but once again, as long as you don't try and use my ass as a tube sock even though i know my spartan beard is very appealing to people of your kind.
lmao.
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06-29-2011, 05:25 AM
#46
Originally posted by Enjoi.
lmao.
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I'm so glad you also have a sense of humour, that's a good quality we all need in a friend. Gay men are always expected to be fun-loving people and even though you had a rocky start you seem to be alright now. Don't be so intimidated by the beard, once again.
Originally posted by 420
Andre Arlovski, the way hes last few fights have been, he's not in condition to murder anyone 
I was hoping nobody would recognise me as I felt threatened using my real name. Now thanks to you several of the gays and pedophiles that were uncovered in this thread will be freely able to fine me, like this xxzero26xx guy.
At this rate I'm never finding a whore :fa:
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