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06-28-2011, 06:27 PM
#1
I wanna get to know you. I'm 6'4'' 240lbs and have a cool spartan beard.
I'm a fun loving guy and a self starter who has absolutely no intentions of committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship or just a lovely evening (and rest assured that this one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone ever for any reason.
A good trait about me is my lack of threatening cues. People are like "I feel so safe and comfortable around you", then they usually follow up with "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me.". At this point, I tell them that they are absolutely 99% right.
And there is no way I can murder because I am always seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I was to ever come up as a suspect in a murder trial, which WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN[ED].
Here's a pic of myself
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Let me know, thanks.
tl;dr - Date me, I won't murder you.
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06-29-2011, 05:27 AM
#47
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
I'm so glad you also have a sense of humour, that's a good quality we all need in a friend. Gay men are always expected to be fun-loving people and even though you had a rocky start you seem to be alright now. Don't be so intimidated by the beard, once again.
I was hoping nobody would recognise me as I felt threatened using my real name. Now thanks to you several of the gays and pedophiles that were uncovered in this thread will be freely able to fine me, like this xxzero26xx guy.
At this rate I'm never finding a whore :fa:
I was hoping nobody would recognise me as I felt threatened using my real name. Now thanks to you several of the gays and pedophiles that were uncovered in this thread will be freely able to fine me, like this xxzero26xx guy.
At this rate I'm never finding a whore :fa:
Shit.
Why'd you lose your last fight?
06-29-2011, 05:28 AM
#48
.RAMBO
Banned
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
I'm so glad you also have a sense of humour, that's a good quality we all need in a friend. Gay men are always expected to be fun-loving people and even though you had a rocky start you seem to be alright now. Don't be so intimidated by the beard, once again.
I was hoping nobody would recognise me as I felt threatened using my real name. Now thanks to you several of the gays and pedophiles that were uncovered in this thread will be freely able to fine me, like this xxzero26xx guy.
At this rate I'm never finding a whore :fa:
I was hoping nobody would recognise me as I felt threatened using my real name. Now thanks to you several of the gays and pedophiles that were uncovered in this thread will be freely able to fine me, like this xxzero26xx guy.
At this rate I'm never finding a whore :fa:
As I see. Everyone who thinks you're pathetic and a fking loser, is gay. Hmmm.....
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06-29-2011, 05:39 AM
#49
Originally posted by 420
Shit.
Why'd you lose your last fight?
Why'd you lose your last fight?
I suffered a withdrawl from pussy. Hence this soul-searching being carried out.
Originally posted by Enjoi.
As I see. Everyone who thinks you're pathetic and a fking loser, is gay. Hmmm.....
Hey man, don't beat yourself up for being a faggot. Now I know the term "faggot" is taken offencively by some gays but I mean it with respect. You should be proud for overcoming the task of having to come out of the closet. You are pretty brave to be honest man, I know if I was as gay as you and declaring it my father would feel ashamed, but that's no reason for you to not be proud for overcoming this. Cheer up.
Also, there is some relentless trolls on this forum as seen by the many posters interrupting my search for undying love, so you should take no notice of photos such as:
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Apologies if this slightly naked young chap turns you on
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Although these clarify what you are, a gay, more clearly than single text they are derogatory towards queers like you. So be weary when you come across them.
I'm so glad I can help you with this kind of thing.
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06-29-2011, 05:41 AM
#50
.RAMBO
Banned
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
I suffered a withdrawl from pussy. Hence this soul-searching being carried out.
Hey man, don't beat yourself up for being a faggot. Now I know the term "faggot" is taken offencively by some gays but I mean it with respect. You should be proud for overcoming the task of having to come out of the closet. You are pretty brave to be honest man, I know if I was as gay as you and declaring it my father would feel ashamed, but that's now reason for you to not be proud for overcoming this. Cheer up.
Also, there is some relentless trolls on this forum as seen by the many posters interrupting my search for undying love, so you should take no notice of photos such as:
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Apologies if this slightly naked young chap turns you on
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Although these clarify what you are, a gay, more clearly than single text they are derogatory towards queers. So be weary when you come across them.
Hey man, don't beat yourself up for being a faggot. Now I know the term "faggot" is taken offencively by some gays but I mean it with respect. You should be proud for overcoming the task of having to come out of the closet. You are pretty brave to be honest man, I know if I was as gay as you and declaring it my father would feel ashamed, but that's now reason for you to not be proud for overcoming this. Cheer up.
Also, there is some relentless trolls on this forum as seen by the many posters interrupting my search for undying love, so you should take no notice of photos such as:
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Apologies if this slightly naked young chap turns you on
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Although these clarify what you are, a gay, more clearly than single text they are derogatory towards queers. So be weary when you come across them.
:dumb:
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06-29-2011, 05:50 AM
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06-29-2011, 09:39 AM
#54
Sempiternal
Previously uG~ Wounded
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06-29-2011, 09:45 AM
#55
Xx--AIDAN--xX
One Man Army
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