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Imagine. Being friends with a girl and being able to get intimate with her whenever you want, no strings attached. No flowers and chocolates, no expensive dates or movies, just messing around, having fun or sex with no feelings needed. Believe it or not, you can make it happen.

[multipage=Choosing the Right Girl ]

When choosing a girl you need to look at personality. Don't pick the obvious church girl who wears a dress to school every day. Try more for the girl with the good personality who can talk about sexual things without blushing or that's able to have guys over and hang out in the middle of the night. Once you have a girl in mind, move on to the next step.

[multipage=Talking to the Right Girl ]

Only text her. Don't make the effort to call. Text her first then don't reply after hey. Every time you do reply make sure you do it an hour or so later with a lame excuse like "I was in the shower" but when you make conversation, be interesting and funny, so she wants to start texting you first. Once she's texting you first every now and then, you're close enough to hang out outside of school.

[multipage=The First Time You Hang Out ]

The first time you hang out do it with a wingman and make sure she has a friend. Do it at one of your houses. Then let your wingman and her friend leave the room. Once you're alone, make a few jokes and eventually rub on her. Read her body language and decide what you should do, whether it be touching legs or just putting your arm around her. If you put your arm around her and she just sits there, back off and laugh it off. She's not FWB material. Find a new girl, start over. If she gets closer or hugs you to cuddle, lean in for a kiss.

[multipage=Seal the Deal ]

This can be the HARDEST part of all due to her misreading you or you sugar coating it. At the time I got mine, she had a boyfriend but we hooked up. I was just texting her and she brought up something about her boyfriend. Then you get into a home wrecker mentality. Tell her "Well you can do better, you don't need a boyfriend. Nothing wrong with being single, or friends with benefits for that matter. " If she replies with anything positive, say something like "Well since we're already talking about people being friends with benefits... I'll just put the idea out there. I like the idea of us having fun but not being serious." Chances are, if you make it this far, it'll work and she'll agree! The only thing is, never be too nice or mean. Sugar coating it like "Well you're beautiful and amazing but I don't think we should date" because she can misinterpret it for "I still have a chance to date him".

[multipage=Now What? ]

Now set boundaries. Tell her, let's keep it between just us, don't tell anyone, say "I'm fine with you seeing other people at the same time" so you can also get a girlfriend or a few more FWB. Then, do not bother her, seem clingy, or hang out with her too often. Remember, she's the last chance booty call! Don't spend too much time with her, only call her when it's 10 P.M., you've got the car, and can't find any other girls to hang out with. Never refer to yourselves as "us" or "our relationship" when talking to her. Treat her like you would any other cool ass girl, just mess around with her when you're alone. NEVER say "I love you".

[multipage=Final Notes ]

This will not work for everyone. Clearly, in order to make this work, you have to know how to talk to girls and have a few cool girl friends. I can only help you so much. All I will say for the young 11-15 year old members on the website, never hold back when it comes to girls. Don't hesitate, talk to any girl like you could get her. Be cocky and funny. Practice talking on ugly girls so you know what works. When you go talk to the hot girl in the mall, the worst thing that can happen is you get rejected, made fun of for 5 minutes, then everyone moves on. The good things that can happen are limitless. Good luck to everyone who tries this. This may be one of my final NGU threads, and I've never been the pro hacker or gamer, so I might as well give what I can to the community. =D

P.S. Grow a dick and get laid, trolling and flaming are unfunny now.

Easier said than done people. I always enter too deep into the friend zone and there's no coming back from that.

Yeah coming over and laughing at them while they are getting laid. You would look so cool.

Yo ama try dis shiz! NOT! Lmfao only the lil kids need this advice lmfao

Let us all hope that quality threads like this do not end with you. Thanks for giving back to the community:y:

Keep the good quality coming:y:

Agreed, I like it cause I always do .

Cheers,
Kunducted.

You would laugh at somebody for trying to hook up with girls? That makes you a faggot in my eyes. Like I said on the last page, people like you just love to hate on guys trying to get it in for no reason. Have fun staying a virgin until 30, cause if you keep that mentality and never try you will never get any.



I ****ing hate the friend zone.:FU:

LOL at the guy that's gonna laugh at people banging a sexy ass chick.

And, I made a new zone, it's the FWB zone. Every chick falls for it & then they're like, damn, this was a BEAST IDEA.

haha thats so stupid