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Imagine. Being friends with a girl and being able to get intimate with her whenever you want, no strings attached. No flowers and chocolates, no expensive dates or movies, just messing around, having fun or sex with no feelings needed. Believe it or not, you can make it happen.

[multipage=Choosing the Right Girl ]

When choosing a girl you need to look at personality. Don't pick the obvious church girl who wears a dress to school every day. Try more for the girl with the good personality who can talk about sexual things without blushing or that's able to have guys over and hang out in the middle of the night. Once you have a girl in mind, move on to the next step.

[multipage=Talking to the Right Girl ]

Only text her. Don't make the effort to call. Text her first then don't reply after hey. Every time you do reply make sure you do it an hour or so later with a lame excuse like "I was in the shower" but when you make conversation, be interesting and funny, so she wants to start texting you first. Once she's texting you first every now and then, you're close enough to hang out outside of school.

[multipage=The First Time You Hang Out ]

The first time you hang out do it with a wingman and make sure she has a friend. Do it at one of your houses. Then let your wingman and her friend leave the room. Once you're alone, make a few jokes and eventually rub on her. Read her body language and decide what you should do, whether it be touching legs or just putting your arm around her. If you put your arm around her and she just sits there, back off and laugh it off. She's not FWB material. Find a new girl, start over. If she gets closer or hugs you to cuddle, lean in for a kiss.

[multipage=Seal the Deal ]

This can be the HARDEST part of all due to her misreading you or you sugar coating it. At the time I got mine, she had a boyfriend but we hooked up. I was just texting her and she brought up something about her boyfriend. Then you get into a home wrecker mentality. Tell her "Well you can do better, you don't need a boyfriend. Nothing wrong with being single, or friends with benefits for that matter. " If she replies with anything positive, say something like "Well since we're already talking about people being friends with benefits... I'll just put the idea out there. I like the idea of us having fun but not being serious." Chances are, if you make it this far, it'll work and she'll agree! The only thing is, never be too nice or mean. Sugar coating it like "Well you're beautiful and amazing but I don't think we should date" because she can misinterpret it for "I still have a chance to date him".

[multipage=Now What? ]

Now set boundaries. Tell her, let's keep it between just us, don't tell anyone, say "I'm fine with you seeing other people at the same time" so you can also get a girlfriend or a few more FWB. Then, do not bother her, seem clingy, or hang out with her too often. Remember, she's the last chance booty call! Don't spend too much time with her, only call her when it's 10 P.M., you've got the car, and can't find any other girls to hang out with. Never refer to yourselves as "us" or "our relationship" when talking to her. Treat her like you would any other cool ass girl, just mess around with her when you're alone. NEVER say "I love you".

[multipage=Final Notes ]

This will not work for everyone. Clearly, in order to make this work, you have to know how to talk to girls and have a few cool girl friends. I can only help you so much. All I will say for the young 11-15 year old members on the website, never hold back when it comes to girls. Don't hesitate, talk to any girl like you could get her. Be cocky and funny. Practice talking on ugly girls so you know what works. When you go talk to the hot girl in the mall, the worst thing that can happen is you get rejected, made fun of for 5 minutes, then everyone moves on. The good things that can happen are limitless. Good luck to everyone who tries this. This may be one of my final NGU threads, and I've never been the pro hacker or gamer, so I might as well give what I can to the community. =D

P.S. Grow a dick and get laid, trolling and flaming are unfunny now.

I'm gay though..

In my experience there's only one way to achieve this and not dive into the friend zone. Just whip out your cock at the appropriate time.

Trust me. I was banging broads before I was posting on boards.

You'll see, it works.

Quality thread!

This thread is hilarious. I can't believe you're all going along with it. It's a complete lie.

Reasons this thread is bullshit.
1. Who the **** has the phone numbers of girls they're not already friends with when they're in high school?
2. Why would a girl suddenly be interested in you just because you're texting her. That doesn't make sense.
3. This is clearly aimed at people still at school. Half the kids at school are still virgins when they graduate that's a fact.
4. This is a gaming site, which means the kids (and most of you are kids) on this site are likely geeks, so even more likely to be virgins.
-- (Please Note: This is not meant as an insult to geeks, fact is geeks are largely male and tend to have less sex until they hit there 20's when they realise geek-girls all have daddy issues and where the introvert girls at school and are now making up for it. Geeks have little to no sex in their teens but a lot in their 20's. This is a fact).
5. Almost everyone I know considers the idea of "friends with benefits" tacky. Few people actually like meaningless sex, it makes them feel used.
6. Half the people here are claiming to already have friends with benefits, they're lying.

The fact is, each and every person here is doing nothing more than trying to measure their e-penis. Well stop it, it's pathetic.
I last had sex 4 months ago. Why? Because thats when I last both wanted and had the option of having sex. I could have had sex since, but I didn't want to. I'm hopefully going to start dating a young woman I've been talking with recently. I feel no need to lie. The guy who said he has 6 "friends with benefits", he's still a virgin, and will likely still be a virgin at 30 if you have to lie about these things.

Now can we please not have the kids here pretending they're having sex. It's creepy when I go into a thread and see a bunch of 13 and 14 year olds talking about how they "got laid" (ie. had a wank and convinced themselves the little 12 year old girl in their class wants them). You've not had sex, most of you probably won't have sex for a few years yet, and quite frankly if you do have sex you're neither ready physically nor mature enough to appreciate it. SO STOP ACTING LIKE BIG HARD MEN, IT'S SAD!

This thread is for creeps who havnt got any girl-friends ( just to chill with ) let alone dating 1 lmao

If your gonna follow his tips then seriously.. havn`t you got facebook..msn..anything?..

This thread is DEEP.

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/troll I actually agree with you 100% about the kids on here lying. As for saying this won't work, speak for yourself dude. Of course it won't unless you know how to talk to girls and are a likeable, good looking guy. I will say I pulled a girl doing this that's super cute and cool as ****, and we agreed that we can date other people on the side but still mess around with each other. I got it in Sunday night and she wants me to chill with her again tomorrow during the day. Simply "texting her" won't work, you have to spit game and get her to like you, then you get her to be ready to be FWB and mess around instead of dating. Don't judge until you've tried it :y:

Seems like you could use some pussy, all that anger you've got there.

@TornadoCreator I actually know chicks that have had sex at 12, so. . . its not a lie bro,



aha, this works for me (;
its so simple, iloveit.

Wow! ****img epic fail. You should gow a dick and get laid bro, you are a pathetic excuse for dating advice. (no offense) but this was so dumb I didn't even read the whole thing.