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Imagine. Being friends with a girl and being able to get intimate with her whenever you want, no strings attached. No flowers and chocolates, no expensive dates or movies, just messing around, having fun or sex with no feelings needed. Believe it or not, you can make it happen.

[multipage=Choosing the Right Girl ]

When choosing a girl you need to look at personality. Don't pick the obvious church girl who wears a dress to school every day. Try more for the girl with the good personality who can talk about sexual things without blushing or that's able to have guys over and hang out in the middle of the night. Once you have a girl in mind, move on to the next step.

[multipage=Talking to the Right Girl ]

Only text her. Don't make the effort to call. Text her first then don't reply after hey. Every time you do reply make sure you do it an hour or so later with a lame excuse like "I was in the shower" but when you make conversation, be interesting and funny, so she wants to start texting you first. Once she's texting you first every now and then, you're close enough to hang out outside of school.

[multipage=The First Time You Hang Out ]

The first time you hang out do it with a wingman and make sure she has a friend. Do it at one of your houses. Then let your wingman and her friend leave the room. Once you're alone, make a few jokes and eventually rub on her. Read her body language and decide what you should do, whether it be touching legs or just putting your arm around her. If you put your arm around her and she just sits there, back off and laugh it off. She's not FWB material. Find a new girl, start over. If she gets closer or hugs you to cuddle, lean in for a kiss.

[multipage=Seal the Deal ]

This can be the HARDEST part of all due to her misreading you or you sugar coating it. At the time I got mine, she had a boyfriend but we hooked up. I was just texting her and she brought up something about her boyfriend. Then you get into a home wrecker mentality. Tell her "Well you can do better, you don't need a boyfriend. Nothing wrong with being single, or friends with benefits for that matter. " If she replies with anything positive, say something like "Well since we're already talking about people being friends with benefits... I'll just put the idea out there. I like the idea of us having fun but not being serious." Chances are, if you make it this far, it'll work and she'll agree! The only thing is, never be too nice or mean. Sugar coating it like "Well you're beautiful and amazing but I don't think we should date" because she can misinterpret it for "I still have a chance to date him".

[multipage=Now What? ]

Now set boundaries. Tell her, let's keep it between just us, don't tell anyone, say "I'm fine with you seeing other people at the same time" so you can also get a girlfriend or a few more FWB. Then, do not bother her, seem clingy, or hang out with her too often. Remember, she's the last chance booty call! Don't spend too much time with her, only call her when it's 10 P.M., you've got the car, and can't find any other girls to hang out with. Never refer to yourselves as "us" or "our relationship" when talking to her. Treat her like you would any other cool ass girl, just mess around with her when you're alone. NEVER say "I love you".

[multipage=Final Notes ]

This will not work for everyone. Clearly, in order to make this work, you have to know how to talk to girls and have a few cool girl friends. I can only help you so much. All I will say for the young 11-15 year old members on the website, never hold back when it comes to girls. Don't hesitate, talk to any girl like you could get her. Be cocky and funny. Practice talking on ugly girls so you know what works. When you go talk to the hot girl in the mall, the worst thing that can happen is you get rejected, made fun of for 5 minutes, then everyone moves on. The good things that can happen are limitless. Good luck to everyone who tries this. This may be one of my final NGU threads, and I've never been the pro hacker or gamer, so I might as well give what I can to the community. =D

P.S. Grow a dick and get laid, trolling and flaming are unfunny now.

I couldn't see myself as a casual sex kinda guy, I tend to get emotionally invested in someone if there's a physical relationship going on so I'm never going to try to get a friend with benefits. It's not worth bothering. Still if it has worked for you great.

The thing that bothers me is that I'm actually really creeped out by the shear amount of sex-based conversation that goes on here considering the average member is 14 years old. Even the sensible ones who don't just talk filth have still had a couple of sexual partners according to their posts. There's not a single member who would openly say, "I'm a virgin... I'm 14, what where you expecting? I'll figure out sex when I'm good and ready thank you." I don't know about you, but I'd respect a person more for saying that.

I lost my virginity at 16, and my girlfriend at the time was just 14 (in fact it was only a few days before her 15th birthday). We were originally planning to wait until she was 16 but that was never going to happen... we where stupid kids who couldn't control ourselves. The thing is though, here the legal age is 16 (soon to be lowered to 15 to coincide with mainland Europe), and even with that all but one of my friends was older than me when they lost their virginity, with more than half of them being in their 20's. Yes, I'm serious. I know it's tempting to lie about sexual conquests, most people do, but it's so bloody transparent on here.

All in all, kids shouldn't be pretending they're having casual sex with loads of 13 year old girls because first off, it's ****ing illegal you douchebags, and secondly, it doesn't make you look like a bad-ass just a fool who's growing up too fast.

Oh, and "pussy" is not the answer to everything. People don't need "pussy" because they're angry, depressed or displaying any other emotion, it's thinking like this that makes people act so pathetic. Becides, people who think like this don't get any "pussy", that's why they're so confused by it's rumoured mystical properties.

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Screenshot or it didn't happen....... no! WAIT!...

I think I'll stick to an actual relationship.

It makes you feel much better about yourself, instead of having sex all day long, you actually love the person.

Trust me kiddies, don't do this unless you are desperate, even then...texting a girl isn't really going to get her into you.

I agree to a point. My last girlfriend was in March, and we were doing great, agreed to wait a year before sex, but then things fell off with her and I'm somewhat sad they did. I like having a girlfriend and being in a relationship just as much as the next guy, I just want a break from all the seriousness. BTW I'm 16, still "underage" in the U.S. but nothing uncommon. :y:

:lol: hahaha this made me laugh :p

Ahh, the good old friend zone. I end up there all the time. I'll see you there, buddy.

On topic, I like how all of a sudden 70% of NGU have friends with benefits. And many have more than 1.

3 FWB


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Interesting story :dumb:

My dick is grown :cry:

Ummm ik aly of girls that talk about sex but somehow they don't try to ****