Post: Worst Ways to Die
07-06-2009, 02:52 AM #1
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07-06-2009, 02:54 AM #2
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
Falling out of a Ferris wheel at 6 years old and hitting the ride on the way down until you finally hit the ground, with your mom watching...happened at my local fair a few years ago.

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07-06-2009, 02:56 AM #3
Originally posted by RICHIE209 View Post
Falling out of a Ferris wheel at 6 years old and hitting the ride on the way down until you finally hit the ground, with your mom watching...happened at my local fair a few years ago.

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I would be so scared, but you wouldn't feel it because your dead.
07-06-2009, 03:02 AM #4
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
Originally posted by Luke View Post
I would be so scared, but you wouldn't feel it because your dead.


You'd feel the bar when you hit it, the rest is history...but to have your mom right there...that's ****ed up.
07-06-2009, 03:14 AM #5
ItsonFire911
Vault dweller
Originally posted by RICHIE209 View Post
Falling out of a Ferris wheel at 6 years old and hitting the ride on the way down until you finally hit the ground, with your mom watching...happened at my local fair a few years ago.

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Awwwwww no pictures. Well can't win them all can we.
07-06-2009, 03:15 AM #6
elfmotat
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Somebody puts your flaccid **** into a soda can (forcefully) and forces you to watch pornography, which causes you to have an erection. The pressure of the sharp can tears into your veins causing you to bleed profusely. The person then takes a carrot peeler and proceeds to shave off your skin until you eventually bleed to death.
07-06-2009, 03:23 AM #7
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
Originally posted by ItsonFire911 View Post
Awwwwww no pictures. Well can't win them all can we.


I was looking too, none :/

Originally posted by elfmotat View Post
Somebody puts your flaccid **** into a soda can (forcefully) and forces you to watch pornography, which causes you to have an erection. The pressure of the sharp can tears into your veins causing you to bleed profusely. The person then takes a carrot peeler and proceeds to shave off your skin until you eventually bleed to death.


Ahhh dude, that made my dick hurt. Eek
07-06-2009, 03:26 AM #8
drunkenrepublicn
NGU Retired Staff
sitting on the toliet with a plunger still in it---gross
07-06-2009, 03:35 AM #9
deltaFX
Pokemon Trainer
Dying on a toilet. While taking a pooper.
07-06-2009, 03:48 AM #10
MonkeyButt4Life
Climbing up the ladder
standing in the middle of two walls with spikes and them closing...and a roof so u cant try and get out

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