Post: Worst Ways to Die
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07-06-2009, 02:52 AM
#1
Here it is: Soon after the American Civil War, a Confederate deserter is ordered to be executed via firing squad. All of the shooters miss, but the deserter dies anyway from a massive heart attack caused by hearing the shots.
Post your worst ways to die.
07-06-2009, 03:50 AM
#11
Grimsley33
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07-06-2009, 07:28 PM
#12
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
07-07-2009, 09:44 AM
#13
ASH_209
Gym leader
Originally posted by elfmotat
Somebody puts your flaccid **** into a soda can (forcefully) and forces you to watch pornography, which causes you to have an erection. The pressure of the sharp can tears into your veins causing you to bleed profusely. The person then takes a carrot peeler and proceeds to shave off your skin until you eventually bleed to death.
you have just messed up my fragil little mind. i was kinda thinking anything but dronwing but wow.
07-07-2009, 04:45 PM
#15
NP Carling26
Trolling is a art
Originally posted by elfmotat
Somebody puts your flaccid **** into a soda can (forcefully) and forces you to watch pornography, which causes you to have an erection. The pressure of the sharp can tears into your veins causing you to bleed profusely. The person then takes a carrot peeler and proceeds to shave off your skin until you eventually bleed to death.
What is wrong with you? Oh wait I forget you do that every night!
jk
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