Post: Man Attempts Self-Surgery with Butter Knife
07-27-2011, 08:58 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A man in California of age 63 had painful hernia and decided to use a butter knife, he just put the knife straight through his stomach. His wife called 911 and told officers that her husband had impaled himself with a knife. When the officers arrived they found the man naked outside on the patio. While waiting for ambulance the sergeant took the butter knife out of his stomach and replaced it with the cigarette he had in his mouth. The man seemed to feel no pain.

This is quite an odd story, you never know what people will do.



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The following user groaned Inferno_Ace for this awful post:

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07-28-2011, 08:20 PM #11
that's a little odd of a story but like you said never know what people do these days lol. im just suprised that he was in no pain at all sitting there smoking his cig. acting like nothing is wrong with a butter knife sticking out of his stomach lol.
07-28-2011, 11:06 PM #12
Maxwell-Gunner
Bounty hunter
Well, as police officers we are trained to... WAIT I MINUTE... stare :wtf:
07-28-2011, 11:54 PM #13
Mr-Speedy
U wont @ me doe
Here is a comment that I found under the article that I found funny:
"When I was your age, we didn't go to the doctor to remove hernias! We shoved a butter knife in there and dug it out! Then, to cauterize the wound, we used a cigarette.... and spit. Spit is a good way to kill the germs. The spit gets in the germs eyes so they can't see where they're going, so they LUNGE at each other." Idk I found it funny at least.
07-28-2011, 11:57 PM #14
Assassin
Easter Egg!
that would be funny to watch :lol: he stabs himself with a butter knife and then puts a cigarette in his stomach Eek
07-29-2011, 12:10 AM #15
The Open Minded
☮✌Peace Maker✌☮
Holy SHAT! That is crazy! :puke:
07-29-2011, 12:47 AM #16
D y n a s t y
You talkin to me?
Odd story but somewhat interesting Eek
07-29-2011, 02:39 AM #17
Originally posted by NoNameMan View Post
Thats why old hags shouldn't be driving.


wtf?? are you on lol where did you get driving from??
07-29-2011, 06:03 AM #18
BAMF
Social Engineer
Should have used a steak knife. That would have gotten the job done
07-29-2011, 06:21 AM #19
Xenoflare
Guitar is My Life
That's not the worst part. He forgot the butter! Enzo

---------- Post added at 01:21 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:20 AM ----------

That's not the worst part. He left the butter out! Enzo

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