Post: Man Attempts Self-Surgery with Butter Knife
07-27-2011, 08:58 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A man in California of age 63 had painful hernia and decided to use a butter knife, he just put the knife straight through his stomach. His wife called 911 and told officers that her husband had impaled himself with a knife. When the officers arrived they found the man naked outside on the patio. While waiting for ambulance the sergeant took the butter knife out of his stomach and replaced it with the cigarette he had in his mouth. The man seemed to feel no pain.

This is quite an odd story, you never know what people will do.



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The following user groaned Inferno_Ace for this awful post:

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07-29-2011, 09:24 AM #20
Originally posted by warfighter67 View Post
He copy/pasted like half the article and wrote a sentence about it that was somewhat said in the article by a police officer. The actual article never said whether it was successful or not, but in the end it says he was put in some sort of mental institution.


I didn't copy/paste shit, you must be blind.
07-29-2011, 09:27 AM #21
Give me 10 of what that guy was on. :bong:
07-30-2011, 11:46 PM #22
Originally posted by bigboobiedmilf View Post
wtf?? are you on lol where did you get driving from??


Cuz if your tearing yourself up with a butterknife you shouldn't be driving lol.
07-31-2011, 03:00 AM #23
There are some weird people out there, I mean how hard is it to get a steak knife? If your gonna do it, make sure you got the tools to get the job done.
07-31-2011, 03:55 AM #24
Dawgfan
Bounty hunter
But whats with the cigarette ???
07-31-2011, 04:02 AM #25
The cigarette in his stomach..'cos that's normal and all..
07-31-2011, 05:42 AM #26
No actually on ManSer's they said it's possible to pull out your one hernia but would go through excrustiating pain
07-31-2011, 05:46 AM #27
Originally posted by NoNameMan View Post
Cuz if your tearing yourself up with a butterknife you shouldn't be driving lol.


good point Claps
08-01-2011, 03:05 AM #28
NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
Someone buy that man a Ginsu Winky Winky

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