Post: Man Attempts Self-Surgery with Butter Knife
07-27-2011, 08:58 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A man in California of age 63 had painful hernia and decided to use a butter knife, he just put the knife straight through his stomach. His wife called 911 and told officers that her husband had impaled himself with a knife. When the officers arrived they found the man naked outside on the patio. While waiting for ambulance the sergeant took the butter knife out of his stomach and replaced it with the cigarette he had in his mouth. The man seemed to feel no pain.

This is quite an odd story, you never know what people will do.



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07-27-2011, 09:00 AM #2
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Why the hell he didn't go to a doctor or something?

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07-27-2011, 09:02 AM #3
Kane500
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Originally posted by 9407
Why the hell he didn't go to a doctor or something?


Probably couldn't afford it.
07-27-2011, 11:58 AM #4
Originally posted by Ace View Post
A man in California of age 63 had painful hernia and decided to use a butter knife, he just put the knife straight through his stomach. His wife called 911 and told officers that her husband had impaled himself with a knife. When the officers arrived they found the man naked outside on the patio. While waiting for ambulance the sergeant took the butter knife out of his stomach and replaced it with the cigarette he had in his mouth. The man seemed to feel no pain.

This is quite an odd story, you never know what people will do.



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Thats why old hags shouldn't be driving.

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07-27-2011, 03:08 PM #5
Winning
Former Staff
And he wasn't on PCP?
07-27-2011, 03:18 PM #6
Goone
Looking for Suzzy
WTF? "He put a cigarette in his stomach". Woudn't be surprised if at the end of this story it said something like, "The hernia turned out to be a dinosaur egg. The people in California are now seeking shelter as a T-Rex is roaming the area killing every human in site. Also, JFK didn't get shot in the head."
07-27-2011, 03:28 PM #7
The Low Key OG
still the same OG, but I've been low key
Well... you didn't say. Did it work? Did the hernia go away?

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D@ EnVvY!
07-27-2011, 03:39 PM #8
:wtf: The cigarette in the Stomach :wtf:
07-27-2011, 04:09 PM #9
if America had a NHS like UK they wouldn't have this problem Happy

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07-27-2011, 04:12 PM #10
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Originally posted by warfighter67 View Post
He copy/pasted like half the article and wrote a sentence about it that was somewhat said in the article by a police officer. The actual article never said whether it was successful or not, but in the end it says he was put in some sort of mental institution.


Cool summary of the thread bro!

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