Post: A Tour of Norway's Halden Prison
07-27-2011, 06:28 PM #1
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Well under Norway's penal system, his maximum sentence will be 21 years in what appears to be the cushiest prison system in the world. Anders Behring Breivik can be charged for crimes against humanity, this means he can get a sentence of 30 years of prison/w custody. To make matters worse, you're about to witness what his potential holding cell will look like and the features of the prison he will benefit from.



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Looks nice doesn't it? This scumbag gets to watch TV, while political prisoners in Siberia bust rocks until they collapse from exhaustion. He also has access to a mini-fridge and a nice large window to let in some sunshine.




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Prisoners are encouraged to get physical exercise everyday, they each get their own personal trainer. The prison is spread over 75 acres "of gently sloping forest.… To avoid an institutional feel, exteriors are not concrete but made of bricks, galvanized steel and larch; the buildings seem to have grown organically from the woodlands."




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Inmates can form their own band and have access to a professional recording studio to help them produce albums if they want.




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The well-stocked library at Halden contains not only books but magazines, CDs, and DVDs.


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Inmates share common kitchens and living rooms. Some common areas are designated as places where both inmates and guards can meet and mingle -- or, you know, just hang out.



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The prison boasts a state-of-the-art gym, complete with a rock-climbing wall. No word yet on whether there's a class on tunneling.


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Guards don't carry guns and are encouraged to be outgoing and friendly toward the inmates -- they eat together and play sports in mixed teams to create a sense of family, according to officials.


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Free dental, one of the many perks of becoming a felon.



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A private bathroom full of potential weapons that could be used to stab the snoozing guard.


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This is their rehabilitation, looks like they're beginning to understand their mistakes and learn from them by clapping.


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Do I need to explain this? I'm ****ing appalled right now.



Hope you guys enjoyed this tour of the best prison in Norway or perhaps the whole world. It's not uncommon for people to steal $1 just so they can reap the benefits that this place has to offer. Sorry about the page layout, I'm not used to this new vb.


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07-27-2011, 10:41 PM #20
Coqui
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Man this is amazing is like a 3 starts hotel! Even better you have free care and even medical things Dancing
07-27-2011, 10:44 PM #21
Domov
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I think he wanted to go to prison.
07-27-2011, 11:15 PM #22
Mr-Speedy
U wont @ me doe
I checked out the source, from what I read, the article and the comments, I'm pretty sure its fake, but hey it looks like a pretty nice place to stay if it isn't.
07-27-2011, 11:37 PM #23
Chrom3D
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Originally posted by KOOL916 View Post
Hey guys, I'm sure you've all heard about this guy right here VVVV
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Well under Norway's penal system, his maximum sentence will be 21 years in what appears to be the cushiest prison system in the world. To make matters worse, you're about to witness what his potential holding cell will look like and the features of the prison he will benefit from.



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Looks nice doesn't it? This scumbag gets to watch TV, while political prisoners in Siberia bust rocks until they collapse from exhaustion. He also has access to a mini-fridge and a nice large window to let in some sunshine.




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Prisoners are encouraged to get physical exercise everyday, they each get their own personal trainer. The prison is spread over 75 acres "of gently sloping forest.… To avoid an institutional feel, exteriors are not concrete but made of bricks, galvanized steel and larch; the buildings seem to have grown organically from the woodlands."




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Inmates can form their own band and have access to a professional recording studio to help them produce albums if they want.




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The well-stocked library at Halden contains not only books but magazines, CDs, and DVDs.


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Inmates share common kitchens and living rooms. Some common areas are designated as places where both inmates and guards can meet and mingle -- or, you know, just hang out.



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The prison boasts a state-of-the-art gym, complete with a rock-climbing wall. No word yet on whether there's a class on tunneling.


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Guards don't carry guns and are encouraged to be outgoing and friendly toward the inmates -- they eat together and play sports in mixed teams to create a sense of family, according to officials.


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Free dental, one of the many perks of becoming a felon.



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A private bathroom full of potential weapons that could be used to stab the snoozing guard.


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This is their rehabilitation, looks like they're beginning to understand their mistakes and learn from them by clapping.


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Do I need to explain this? I'm ****ing appalled right now.



Hope you guys enjoyed this tour of the best prison in Norway or perhaps the whole world. It's not uncommon for people to steal $1 just so they can reap the benefits that this place has to offer. Sorry about the page layout, I'm not used to this new vb.


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I tell you what. First 4 weeks he will be completely isolated from everyone, except for the employees. and the other 4 weeks still quite isolated I belive. And the cell desen't look like that. Not for me, not for the 4/8 upcoming weeks. I do think he will never get TV or PC, as of the crime he have done.

Another thing is, it's not decided wether he will get 21 years prison, he may get higher as a new rule, for people doing a war crime. But even if he gets 21 years, its 100% he will get something called custody, which means he will be hold forever, etc untill he dies. Custody means, he can be sentenced again.

But tbh, the prisons looks too good in Norway, especially for people like Anders Behring Breivik.

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Originally posted by NeedaLifeSoon View Post
WOW, They must have an incredibly low crime rate to fund those places?

Or maybe lesser crimes like Rape gets you a 14 day max stay?

I have no idea of Norway's sentencing guidelines, or penal system, but it would never fly here.
Camden NJ , for example , would be encouraged to commit more crime to get off the street.


Anyway, Outstanding job on the thread and format :y:


Anders Behring Breivik will be prisoned for life for sure. He will get custody along with his 21/30 years, which means he can be sentenced again.

And for your information, sentence for rape is 10 years/w custody I think.

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Breivik can be charged for crimes against humanity, which gives him a sentence of 30 years/w custody.

He will stay forever in jail. Im sure he wont get access to either TV or PC, eventhough he claimed it. (They already have refused it) Atleast for the first 8 weeks.

IF he gets access to one of this, even just TV, It will get me angry. This guy DO deserve special threatment, but not in a good way.

They should place him in a little room with a bad bed, and give him dried bread and water. They should place some rats or mices along with him.
07-27-2011, 11:45 PM #24
They should burry him alive .

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07-27-2011, 11:55 PM #25
Chrom3D
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Originally posted by ALLEGHENY
They should burry him alive .


That would be a cheap way for him to escape. Atleast they should bury him, wait untill his almost dead, then take him up. Do it again.
07-28-2011, 12:03 AM #26
Originally posted by Chrom3D View Post
That would be a cheap way for him to escape. Atleast they should bury him, wait untill his almost dead, then take him up. Do it again.


Yes. But he is psycho , idk what would affect this guy .
07-28-2011, 12:05 AM #27
Chrom3D
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Originally posted by ALLEGHENY
Yes. But he is psycho , idk what would affect this guy .


TRY to give him enough therapy to realize what he have done? and let him think about it for the rest of his life? But the therapy will probably not work. His not a human.
07-28-2011, 12:07 AM #28
Originally posted by Chrom3D View Post
TRY to give him enough therapy to realize what he have done? and let him think about it for the rest of his life? But the therapy will probably not work. His not a human.


We as human will think of something .

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if only we could gie him soo much pain until he dies , bring him back, and do it again

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