Post: ITT: Ask An NGU Member Going To Prison Anything...
08-13-2011, 09:30 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.
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08-13-2011, 10:48 PM #29
trizyyboi
Bounty hunter
umm i been to jail for 4 months it was not as bad it you would think but not fun i was only 13 i had got into a fight with a offier
08-13-2011, 10:48 PM #30
Originally posted by Domov View Post
About time.


About time for? I must add, it must have taken a lot to conjure up that vastly descriptive post from a person like yourself. Don't worry, if you have still maintained your concentration until this point a reply isn't necessary from you, wouldn't want to put your brain to working overdrive Cool Man (aka Tustin).

Originally posted by ralphierocks View Post
Say hello to tyrone for me Winky Winky


you must be on the same boat as the previous member who requested that I say hello to "Jamal" for him. I know this is a video game site and I know a lot of you suffer from drought of female presence, but what is it that you want me to get to know other men that seem to be of African descent from just their names alone: Jamal and Tyrone? It's okay if they are your life partners, but please consider the fact that even though I joke around a lot I frown upon people of the homosex community. Sorry.
08-13-2011, 10:49 PM #31
JKLAZ
Who’s Jim Erased?
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.


Yo man got a good friend in Jail who's in for a great chunk of his life.. If you get one year or whatever sentence you get just stay strong, write frequent letters to your friends and family, and find something to think about to keep you out of deeper trouble. Keep faith man.
08-13-2011, 10:51 PM #32
Domov
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
About time for? I must add, it must have taken a lot to conjure up that vastly descriptive post from a person like yourself. Don't worry, if you have still maintained your concentration until this point a reply isn't necessary from you, wouldn't want to put your brain to working overdrive Cool Man (aka Tustin).


Sorry what did i say? my concentration has slipped.

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08-13-2011, 10:59 PM #33
Originally posted by Domov View Post
Sorry what did i say? my concentration has slipped.


"Domov: I like touching other mens genitals"
08-13-2011, 11:01 PM #34
Domov
Banned
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
"Domov: I like touching other mens genitals"


What are men's genitals? please describe me what they are.
08-13-2011, 11:37 PM #35
TairyHesticles
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post
I appreciate the humour at such a time, I truly do.



That's okay. We all go through stages of confusion and experimentation until we uncover our true sexual preference...if you're gay then that's okay.



Some heartily advice from my man Hells Cool Man (aka Tustin) :y:.



It's all blown up right now so not sure if I should say. Someday it'll be a story I guess. Someday.



Word has it the solicitor I'll be rolling with is a big Rick Astley fan, so he's surely a cheerful person that can help me. Couldn't deal with a sour prude to be trying to help me, can't handle serious situations very well.



I'm sure I won't DROPE anything.



I'm sorry, I don't quite follow? I don't know any 'Jamal's' nor am I associated or acquainted with anybody of the name?


Your responses to the people making jokes were pretty good. On the other hand, you will be missed. When do you go in and get out?
08-13-2011, 11:46 PM #36
Lol. Don't feel sorry for this idiot. Serve your time and get it over with. Learn from your mistakes. Keep your mind healthy at all times. If you do. You should survive.


And hopefully you know how to fight.

Hope you like prison food and penis. Smile

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08-13-2011, 11:50 PM #37
Ayanami
Error… Cat invasion!
Remember to rope your soap. :y:

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