(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); My HS football coach told me this one.

2 guys are having gay-sex in the shower. The one f***king the other hears the phone ring. He says to the other, "Dont cum till I am back." He comes back 5 minutes later to find the other guy in the shower with cum everywhere. He said "I thought I said not to cum till I was back?" The other replied "I didnt, I farted."

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Agreed, i would be uncomfortable in the changing rooms with a coach like that...

At least your coach didnt call my black friend a "cotton picker". True story.

Your coach is a faggot.

Haha if my football coach said that, he would be kicked out and replaced

i dont know why but... this didnt make me laugh it made me uncomfortable

Kinda creepy...

Made me think of this though: You must login or register to view this content.

LOL that your coach told you that one.. :n:

You people make me laugh

Has your coach has noticed something about you? Is this his way of breaking the ice?

Maybe he was thinking, I'll tell him this joke and if he laughs, or skips away and posts it on the internet under the heading of, Really Funny Joke, I'll have him smoking the sausage by the end of term....:scared: