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My HS football coach told me this one.
2 guys are having gay-sex in the shower. The one f***king the other hears the phone ring. He says to the other, "Dont cum till I am back." He comes back 5 minutes later to find the other guy in the shower with cum everywhere. He said "I thought I said not to cum till I was back?" The other replied "I didnt, I farted."