(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I find it funny how English people and American people have differant ways of saying things.
For example, they Say Kidnergarten we say Nursery
They say Recess we say Break time.
The say Terrorist attack we say huge Government cover up.
They say War, we say looking for oil.
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What am I?
Any where on the planet there's one within 3 meters of a human.
We sneak about in the half light stealing scraps to feed our young.
We breed at an alarming rate producing many generations in a few years.
We communicate using a collection on high pitched unitelligble squeaks and squeals.
We have a pale complexion with features similar to those of the common brown rat.
I am of course a scouser.
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Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?

Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating.
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Whenever we get snow you always get the same things -

1. A news reporter in a village you've never heard of pointing out that it has snowed.
2. An AA spokesman announcing that they're being called to more breakdowns than normal.
3. Bland footage of diggers filling up salt lorries accompanied by an announcement that they have blah blah blah tonnes of salt this year.
4. News programmes asking for viewers to send in their pictures.
5. The revelation that bookies have been so blind-sided by the snow that they have immediately slashed the odds on a white Christmas.
6. Half of the nation whining in union: "Ha! And they're trying to convince us that we've got global warming?!"
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I think I've realised why I keep getting killed on Call of Duty. I watched the Kill-cam and it appears for some reason that I have a giant red arrow above my head exposing my position...
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Agreed on that one

not funny at all

From the US?

yes but i dont mind lauhing at the retards an us but this isnt funny

Well then read the title

i read it and im not affened or anything its not funny

I didn't say you would be offended i said you wouldn#t find it funny

tell why thats funny though you just stating that we talkk different because we live in different parts of the country

yeah man this isnt that funny