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09-20-2011, 05:48 AM
#38
ClutchNastii671
★ Eat Clen Tren Hard ★
Originally posted by SLiiTH3R
haha couldnt stop laughing at the one that says "nigga get yo own wifi"
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09-22-2011, 02:44 PM
#39
shan_db9
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haha hmm leme try...
ok
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
lol hope i made you laugh if not
....
i have failed just like this DvD rewinder
<img src=https://www.dumbwire.com/funny/plog-content/thumbs/stupid/more-stupid/large/763-fail-dvd-rewinder.jpg>
lol
ok
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
lol hope i made you laugh if not
....
i have failed just like this DvD rewinder
<img src=https://www.dumbwire.com/funny/plog-content/thumbs/stupid/more-stupid/large/763-fail-dvd-rewinder.jpg>
lol
09-22-2011, 03:57 PM
#40
sonofpops
Are you high?
True story
Once the police had to take me home to my parents at 4am..... They found me upside down in a bush murmering to myself. I had taken "philosophers stone" magic mushrooms and believed that the smiling bush had beconed to me offering to cuddle me and tell me stories which it was of course doing when the police found me. Earlier that night I had climbed into a school and thought that a verb called nelly (Who became known as Nelly the verb) YES A VERB, was sitting with me advising me on which horse to bet on in the race (that was clearly not happening in a school at 4am whilst on magic mushrooms). Anyway Nelly also was putting the cheat codes in making the N64 James bond goldeneye characters (that were becoming more and more suspicious by the second) have huge heads.
When the police did get me home I had to try to explain to my parents that what was happening was I had been drinking and had some kind of episode. This story was ok and seemed to be working until I suddenly declared that I needed an ambulance because a shadow boxing shrimp had been punching me in the face the whole time I had been talking and I felt sick.
An ambulance came, they tried to measure my o2 says but I thought the were offering me a toy snake so I started laughing at them saying they werent real paramedics and what had they done to nelly (the verb).
On arrival at hospital I suddenly and without warning snapped out of it and went home saying I didnt need a doctor.
i then spent 2 hours crying to my girlfriend at the time saying I had eaten poisonous mushrooms and if she wanted to see me before my kidneys dissolved she better come round quick.
This is not the half of it, there were alien traffic signals, Legs that approved of certain things and not of others, chickens (dont ask) and the stuff that i clearly cant remember but was probably worse.
Once the police had to take me home to my parents at 4am..... They found me upside down in a bush murmering to myself. I had taken "philosophers stone" magic mushrooms and believed that the smiling bush had beconed to me offering to cuddle me and tell me stories which it was of course doing when the police found me. Earlier that night I had climbed into a school and thought that a verb called nelly (Who became known as Nelly the verb) YES A VERB, was sitting with me advising me on which horse to bet on in the race (that was clearly not happening in a school at 4am whilst on magic mushrooms). Anyway Nelly also was putting the cheat codes in making the N64 James bond goldeneye characters (that were becoming more and more suspicious by the second) have huge heads.
When the police did get me home I had to try to explain to my parents that what was happening was I had been drinking and had some kind of episode. This story was ok and seemed to be working until I suddenly declared that I needed an ambulance because a shadow boxing shrimp had been punching me in the face the whole time I had been talking and I felt sick.
An ambulance came, they tried to measure my o2 says but I thought the were offering me a toy snake so I started laughing at them saying they werent real paramedics and what had they done to nelly (the verb).
On arrival at hospital I suddenly and without warning snapped out of it and went home saying I didnt need a doctor.
i then spent 2 hours crying to my girlfriend at the time saying I had eaten poisonous mushrooms and if she wanted to see me before my kidneys dissolved she better come round quick.
This is not the half of it, there were alien traffic signals, Legs that approved of certain things and not of others, chickens (dont ask) and the stuff that i clearly cant remember but was probably worse.
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09-23-2011, 03:16 AM
#42
MarijuanaBlunts
I Love Marijuana
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