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20k vbux!!


ok there is a winner but no 1 gets money since it wasnt submitted to this thread nor to me
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congrats on your 20k vbux

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congrats on your 20k vbux

Anal.......hehehehehehe

So as he is walking in to a bar, this guy notices on the wall a poster spelling ' Win a free drink! Ask the bartender to learn how!' so he goes in and asks the bartender. The bartended tells him 'You have to drink one gallon of this pepper tequila without stopping or crying. Next, you must go out to the back and theres an alligator with a saw tooth, you have to pull the tooth out. Now lastly, there is a girl who has never had sex upstairs. You must make things right.' So the guy decides not to do it but after a few drinks, he realises that he is out of money and decides to go for it. He guzzles down the entire gallon of pepper tequila without crying or stopping and then he goes out back. You hear the most crazy banging and ruckus outside and then he comes back in and says 'Where's the girl with the saw tooth?'

There was a boat crash and one italian, one american and one australian were stranded on an island. One night, they are captured by natives and are being tortured. So they decide on lashes and each one is allowed to pick how many lashes over 5 and how many pillows they'd like on their back up to 5. So the italian decides that he'd get one pillow and have 10 lashes. 5 lashes through, the pillow breaks and he takes 5 lashes. The american decides to have 2 pillows and 10 lashes. Again, 5 lashes through both the pillows break and he takes 5 lashes. So the Australian suddenly asks for 200 lashes. Everyone is shocked, even the natives and then he says 'I want the american strapped to my back.'

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