Post: Why you should never take a shit in School...
09-23-2011, 07:45 PM #1
Lopez.
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Well as most of you, I'm willing to take a shit at school, and also as most of you I take a long time. Well when the 2nd to last bell rang I went to the bathroom and started my business. I get bored so take my phone and headphones put and listen to music, and watch some youtube videos. Well I then realize the last bell rang (For bus riders) and I missed 6th Period. Well today the Assistant principle calls me to the office, and tells me why did I skip class, I tell him I went to the bathroom and took a shit. He says he doesn't believe me and asks me why didn't I went to class and asked the teacher? And I tell him Because I needed to go bad. He then just says "Ok, you have 3 days of In-school suspension." , and then he calls my step mom.

So Discuss what you guys think of this Winky Winky .

Oh and a lot of you usually don't believe shit so the only proof I can give is this:

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09-23-2011, 10:22 PM #11
rhys0065
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Originally posted by eXo
Actually, I was really lucky, because I'm Mexican and my step mother's main language is is Spanish, so I just told her they were changing my classes for 3 days. Winky Winky
hahahahaha your such a legend Happy
09-23-2011, 10:30 PM #12
Hazel
Problem rule #16?
Originally posted by rhys0065 View Post
i wouldn't dear take a shit at my school theres piss EVERYWHERE in the stalls
Well... That sounds pretty disgusting...
09-24-2011, 03:07 PM #13
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Originally posted by eXo
Before we start, If this belongs in the School section, Mod move this, but I think since its a Discussion it belongs here. :beer:

Well as most of you, I'm willing to take a shit at school, and also as most of you I take a long time. Well when the 2nd to last bell rang I went to the bathroom and started my business. I get bored so take my phone and headphones put and listen to music, and watch some youtube videos. Well I then realize the last bell rang (For bus riders) and I missed 6th Period. Well today the Assistant principle calls me to the office, and tells me why did I skip class, I tell him I went to the bathroom and took a shit. He says he doesn't believe me and asks me why didn't I went to class and asked the teacher? And I tell him Because I needed to go bad. He then just says "Ok, you have 3 days of In-school suspension." , and then he calls my step mom.

So Discuss what you guys think of this Winky Winky .

Oh and a lot of you usually don't believe shit so the only proof I can give is this:

[ATTACH=CONFIG]12135[/ATTACH]

i would NEVER take a shit in my school, first off its dirty, secondly you would get teased for a long time, 3rd i heard a kid got beat up for taking a shit. I really had to go once and my friend came in and asked if it was me. i just stayed quiet and sat there. then when i came back he asked me in front of a ****ing agy ass kid who i knew likes to talk a lot so i just told him hell no i went to et water on the other side. Real smooth. hhahaha Winky Winky
09-24-2011, 04:11 PM #14
Lopez.
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Originally posted by SLiiTH3R View Post
i would NEVER take a shit in my school, first off its dirty, secondly you would get teased for a long time, 3rd i heard a kid got beat up for taking a shit. I really had to go once and my friend came in and asked if it was me. i just stayed quiet and sat there. then when i came back he asked me in front of a ****ing agy ass kid who i knew likes to talk a lot so i just told him hell no i went to et water on the other side. Real smooth. hhahaha Winky Winky


Yea, I understand that there is schools like this, but in my school, If your taking a shit, They would ask who's there and if you respond and that person knows you they won't tell , but If they don't he go tell everyone, I know just about everyone in my grade so. Awesome face
09-25-2011, 12:02 AM #15
Yanni
Desmond
The toilets at our school have really low stalls, like a dam midget can see into it, and for some reason everyone likes to look into every stall and just won't f*ck off, oh and this is an all boys school....
And also some people spend their breaks going into every f*cking stall and ripping out every piece of toilet paper from the dispenser and chucking it on the floor or wet it and chuck it on the walls/roof, so I have to blow my nose or something and there is not one piece of toilet paper in the bathrooms, like cmon, don't these people have friends to talk to instead of just being douches?
09-25-2011, 02:49 PM #16
Pichu
RIP PICHU.
Originally posted by eXo
Before we start, If this belongs in the School section, Mod move this, but I think since its a Discussion it belongs here. :beer:

Well as most of you, I'm willing to take a shit at school, and also as most of you I take a long time. Well when the 2nd to last bell rang I went to the bathroom and started my business. I get bored so take my phone and headphones put and listen to music, and watch some youtube videos. Well I then realize the last bell rang (For bus riders) and I missed 6th Period. Well today the Assistant principle calls me to the office, and tells me why did I skip class, I tell him I went to the bathroom and took a shit. He says he doesn't believe me and asks me why didn't I went to class and asked the teacher? And I tell him Because I needed to go bad. He then just says "Ok, you have 3 days of In-school suspension." , and then he calls my step mom.

So Discuss what you guys think of this Winky Winky .

Oh and a lot of you usually don't believe shit so the only proof I can give is this:

[ATTACH=CONFIG]12135[/ATTACH]


Well if you really think about it, you did skip class by listening to music and stuff. You probably just sat there doing nothing and didn't realize the time that passed, which is on you.

Too be honest if you were having that much trouble taking a crap or it was bad you would have gone up to a main office and explained and they probably would have gotten it cleared up.

Personally, it falls on you.
09-25-2011, 09:20 PM #17
Firstly, this is funny. Secondly, don't your school have any CCTV seeing you go into the toilet. A bit extreme but proof!
09-26-2011, 10:38 PM #18
INoobHero
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Originally posted by rhys0065 View Post
just try get your step mom on your side,tell her you went to take a shit and u had earphones in so you didnt hear the bell..simple as.and also i wouldn't dear take a shit at my school theres piss EVERYWHERE in the stalls and theres a sort of gap at the bottom of the stall door so people can tell if your takin a shit and if they see u they will most likely splash water on their hands and flick it over the door onto you Happy

Yo I just did that to some kid today LOL.

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09-26-2011, 10:44 PM #19
:lol: cool story bro

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