Post: Why you should never take a shit in School...
09-23-2011, 07:45 PM #1
Lopez.
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Well as most of you, I'm willing to take a shit at school, and also as most of you I take a long time. Well when the 2nd to last bell rang I went to the bathroom and started my business. I get bored so take my phone and headphones put and listen to music, and watch some youtube videos. Well I then realize the last bell rang (For bus riders) and I missed 6th Period. Well today the Assistant principle calls me to the office, and tells me why did I skip class, I tell him I went to the bathroom and took a shit. He says he doesn't believe me and asks me why didn't I went to class and asked the teacher? And I tell him Because I needed to go bad. He then just says "Ok, you have 3 days of In-school suspension." , and then he calls my step mom.

So Discuss what you guys think of this Winky Winky .

Oh and a lot of you usually don't believe shit so the only proof I can give is this:

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10-24-2011, 04:07 AM #29
Forgive
[MOVE]I am a independent black woman. [/MOVE]
I just bring my poop bucket to school.
10-24-2011, 04:29 AM #30
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
If I were you I'd have my parents call the school, and get more fiber in my diet.
10-26-2011, 03:01 AM #31
Pichu
RIP PICHU.
Originally posted by welliegs View Post
Ive been at my current school for 5 years.....and never taken a shit....


I've taken a shit once, then I looked up and say someone looking down at me... Yea, I haven't gone since.

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