Post: Why you should never take a shit in School...
09-23-2011, 07:45 PM #1
Lopez.
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Well as most of you, I'm willing to take a shit at school, and also as most of you I take a long time. Well when the 2nd to last bell rang I went to the bathroom and started my business. I get bored so take my phone and headphones put and listen to music, and watch some youtube videos. Well I then realize the last bell rang (For bus riders) and I missed 6th Period. Well today the Assistant principle calls me to the office, and tells me why did I skip class, I tell him I went to the bathroom and took a shit. He says he doesn't believe me and asks me why didn't I went to class and asked the teacher? And I tell him Because I needed to go bad. He then just says "Ok, you have 3 days of In-school suspension." , and then he calls my step mom.

So Discuss what you guys think of this Winky Winky .

Oh and a lot of you usually don't believe shit so the only proof I can give is this:

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09-23-2011, 07:59 PM #2
EZ.
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Originally posted by eXo
Before we start, If this belongs in the School section, Mod move this, but I think since its a Discussion it belongs here. :beer:

Well as most of you, I'm willing to take a shit at school, and also as most of you I take a long time. Well when the 2nd to last bell rang I went to the bathroom and started my business. I get bored so take my phone and headphones put and listen to music, and watch some youtube videos. Well I then realize the last bell rang (For bus riders) and I missed 6th Period. Well today the Assistant principle calls me to the office, and tells me why did I skip class, I tell him I went to the bathroom and took a shit. He says he doesn't believe me and asks me why didn't I went to class and asked the teacher? And I tell him Because I needed to go bad. He then just says "Ok, you have 3 days of In-school suspension." , and then he calls my step mom.

So Discuss what you guys think of this Winky Winky .

Oh and a lot of you usually don't believe shit so the only proof I can give is this:

[ATTACH=CONFIG]12135[/ATTACH]


Really? most people i know including me never take a shit at school, the stalls have piss on em' and you get teased :lol:
09-23-2011, 08:02 PM #3
Lopez.
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Originally posted by EZ. View Post
Really? most people i know including me never take a shit at school, the stalls have piss on em' and you get teased :lol:


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09-23-2011, 08:03 PM #4
EZ.
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Originally posted by eXo
Like in you sign, Haters ganna hate


? i'm not hating
09-23-2011, 08:05 PM #5
Lopez.
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Originally posted by EZ. View Post
? i'm not hating


I mean the people teasing. Winky Winky
09-23-2011, 08:09 PM #6
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one of the many other reasons why me and allot of people don't shit in school Awesome face
09-23-2011, 08:10 PM #7
EZ.
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Originally posted by eXo
I mean the people teasing. Winky Winky

oh when i say teasing i mean friends i barley see bullies in my school, come to think of it i haven't seen a bully in 2 years
09-23-2011, 09:21 PM #8
rhys0065
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Originally posted by eXo
Before we start, If this belongs in the School section, Mod move this, but I think since its a Discussion it belongs here. :beer:

Well as most of you, I'm willing to take a shit at school, and also as most of you I take a long time. Well when the 2nd to last bell rang I went to the bathroom and started my business. I get bored so take my phone and headphones put and listen to music, and watch some youtube videos. Well I then realize the last bell rang (For bus riders) and I missed 6th Period. Well today the Assistant principle calls me to the office, and tells me why did I skip class, I tell him I went to the bathroom and took a shit. He says he doesn't believe me and asks me why didn't I went to class and asked the teacher? And I tell him Because I needed to go bad. He then just says "Ok, you have 3 days of In-school suspension." , and then he calls my step mom.

So Discuss what you guys think of this Winky Winky .

Oh and a lot of you usually don't believe shit so the only proof I can give is this:

[ATTACH=CONFIG]12135[/ATTACH]
just try get your step mom on your side,tell her you went to take a shit and u had earphones in so you didnt hear the bell..simple as.and also i wouldn't dear take a shit at my school theres piss EVERYWHERE in the stalls and theres a sort of gap at the bottom of the stall door so people can tell if your takin a shit and if they see u they will most likely splash water on their hands and flick it over the door onto you Happy
09-23-2011, 09:25 PM #9
Lito
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I just hate public restrooms. I'd rather pee/poop in a bush than go to a public restroom.

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09-23-2011, 10:15 PM #10
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Originally posted by rhys0065 View Post
just try get your step mom on your side,tell her you went to take a shit and u had earphones in so you didnt hear the bell..simple as.and also i wouldn't dear take a shit at my school theres piss EVERYWHERE in the stalls and theres a sort of gap at the bottom of the stall door so people can tell if your takin a shit and if they see u they will most likely splash water on their hands and flick it over the door onto you Happy


Actually, I was really lucky, because I'm Mexican and my step mother's main language is is Spanish, so I just told her they were changing my classes for 3 days. Winky Winky

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