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Originally posted by Reza21

I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAS HAPPENED!!!!

It all started 2 hours ago.....

I got home from chest/tri day, hit a personal best on deadlifts. I decided to treat myself with a post-workout fap. Went into my bedroom and shouted out 'let battle commence'

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I decided to try my luck on chat roulette. After skipping past the penors and fat bishes, I STRUCK GOLD! No word of a lie misc, this bish was a clear 9.56/10. I pulled my penor out and asked if she wanted some fun. To my amazement she didn't disconnect and accepted my indecent proposal. She asked me to do some weird things, and her webcam seemed faulty because her video looked like it was on a loop, but I did what she wanted and began to get very aroused......but then my bish mum interrupted;

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I could feel it brewing...then BOOM, protein everywhere!!!I threw my lapton off me in disgust and just lay there twitching...I could feel myself drifting into unconsciousness..I dozed off.


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I suddenly remembered the old tale of the boy who woke up when in a compromising position only to find his mother had been in his room and left his dinner on his desk....this worried me and I suddenly bolted up straight and looked over at my desk....Phewwwww!!! There was nothing there....BUT, I then looked down at my soggy limp bizkit, and thats when I saw it;

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My bish mum had come in and attached a post-it note on the end of my willy. I literally BERTSTARED it for a good 25 minutes trying to comprehend what has happened...I'm still in my bedroom...too embarrased to go downstairs...what do misc??

I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAS HAPPENED!!!!

It all started 2 hours ago.....

I got home from chest/tri day, hit a personal best on deadlifts. I decided to treat myself with a post-workout fap. Went into my bedroom and shouted out 'let battle commence'


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I decided to try my luck on chat roulette. After skipping past the penors and fat bishes, I STRUCK GOLD! No word of a lie misc, this bish was a clear 9.56/10. I pulled my penor out and asked if she wanted some fun. To my amazement she didn't disconnect and accepted my indecent proposal. She asked me to do some weird things, and her webcam seemed faulty because her video looked like it was on a loop, but I did what she wanted and began to get very aroused......but then my bish mum interrupted;


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I could feel it brewing...then BOOM, protein everywhere!!!I threw my lapton off me in disgust and just lay there twitching...I could feel myself drifting into unconsciousness..I dozed off.


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I suddenly remembered the old tale of the boy who woke up when in a compromising position only to find his mother had been in his room and left his dinner on his desk....this worried me and I suddenly bolted up straight and looked over at my desk....Phewwwww!!! There was nothing there....BUT, I then looked down at my soggy limp bizkit, and thats when I saw it;


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My bish mum had come in and attached a post-it note on the end of my willy. I literally BERTSTARED it for a good 25 minutes trying to comprehend what has happened...I'm still in my bedroom...too embarrased to go downstairs...what do misc??

That you are a smart ass :dumb:

Your mom also walks in on me all the time:carling:

Trolololol, pretty funny brah. And nice drawing.

yeah, might be the first time MBO writes a thread by himself without copying/pasting it, he makes great effort for the community

well played

Well, you took time to make images?

That's utterly ****ing disgusting lol.

this HAS to be fake... I know there's moms that don't mind but they won't leave a post it on your "junk"

^^^^ Thanks for clearing that up!! ^^^