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Originally posted by Reza21

I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAS HAPPENED!!!!

It all started 2 hours ago.....

I got home from chest/tri day, hit a personal best on deadlifts. I decided to treat myself with a post-workout fap. Went into my bedroom and shouted out 'let battle commence'

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I decided to try my luck on chat roulette. After skipping past the penors and fat bishes, I STRUCK GOLD! No word of a lie misc, this bish was a clear 9.56/10. I pulled my penor out and asked if she wanted some fun. To my amazement she didn't disconnect and accepted my indecent proposal. She asked me to do some weird things, and her webcam seemed faulty because her video looked like it was on a loop, but I did what she wanted and began to get very aroused......but then my bish mum interrupted;

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I could feel it brewing...then BOOM, protein everywhere!!!I threw my lapton off me in disgust and just lay there twitching...I could feel myself drifting into unconsciousness..I dozed off.


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I suddenly remembered the old tale of the boy who woke up when in a compromising position only to find his mother had been in his room and left his dinner on his desk....this worried me and I suddenly bolted up straight and looked over at my desk....Phewwwww!!! There was nothing there....BUT, I then looked down at my soggy limp bizkit, and thats when I saw it;

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My bish mum had come in and attached a post-it note on the end of my willy. I literally BERTSTARED it for a good 25 minutes trying to comprehend what has happened...I'm still in my bedroom...too embarrased to go downstairs...what do misc??

I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAS HAPPENED!!!!

It all started 2 hours ago.....

I got home from chest/tri day, hit a personal best on deadlifts. I decided to treat myself with a post-workout fap. Went into my bedroom and shouted out 'let battle commence'


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I decided to try my luck on chat roulette. After skipping past the penors and fat bishes, I STRUCK GOLD! No word of a lie misc, this bish was a clear 9.56/10. I pulled my penor out and asked if she wanted some fun. To my amazement she didn't disconnect and accepted my indecent proposal. She asked me to do some weird things, and her webcam seemed faulty because her video looked like it was on a loop, but I did what she wanted and began to get very aroused......but then my bish mum interrupted;


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I could feel it brewing...then BOOM, protein everywhere!!!I threw my lapton off me in disgust and just lay there twitching...I could feel myself drifting into unconsciousness..I dozed off.


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I suddenly remembered the old tale of the boy who woke up when in a compromising position only to find his mother had been in his room and left his dinner on his desk....this worried me and I suddenly bolted up straight and looked over at my desk....Phewwwww!!! There was nothing there....BUT, I then looked down at my soggy limp bizkit, and thats when I saw it;


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My bish mum had come in and attached a post-it note on the end of my willy. I literally BERTSTARED it for a good 25 minutes trying to comprehend what has happened...I'm still in my bedroom...too embarrased to go downstairs...what do misc??

awesoem man!

He always come's up with stories lol

WTF is wrong with you! The info you share and your signature! .. my mom walked in while I was on here and I just so happened to scroll down passed your sig and she saw it... I had to spend 15 minutes explaining to her that I am not gay...

WTF your sig, & the picutres

SMH

provide pics of your mom

...WTf. Prefer not too.

>Steal from misc
>REP PROFIT????

dude lol great story made me lol, im sure id laugh more if i knew it was definatly real ... :L :mad::derp:

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yeah lol, must of taken time to write all this post out ....

I'd say it was mate