(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); lol this is just for a laugh/fun, i didnt try and make something to long or complicated, just something nice and simple oh and btw this ones dedicated to PIGGY lmao.

took a lil while to make lol, Please thank and nom

oh and it gets funny towards the middle/end.





Story Number 1: The Road Filled With Misfortune


Alarm Clock: Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep

"Awwwww WTF" i yelled loudly as the alarm clock woke me out of bed.

I sat up on my bed covers wiping the dried vomit off my shirt from the night befores crazy party, and i then began to crawl across the floor looking for some clothing which had the least amount of BO smell coming from it, after i got changed and slipped on my scuffed up hole riddled shoes and set off out my apartments front door.

I didnt know then but this day would change my day forever.

As walked through the cold windy streets a DEMENTED cat scratched me i kicked it away(i know i shouldnt have) and then continued walking, i then bumped into a beautiful girl(here breasts were nice also :p) and i said sorry to her she replied: oh no its fine it was my fault, so we started to chat and got along really well so we decided to go for coffee at a local cafe, our convosation lasted for atleast two or three hours and then she smiled at me and said: Hey do you wanna come back to my place, i smiled back and agreed.

(THREE HOURS LATER)

I lay with her in my arms and i said to her:"That was good shit" and she laughed, I then climbed on top of her to make out when i heard a weird sound coming from down stairs,


Weird Sound: Nom Nom Nom.....................Nom Nom Nom


I quickly srambled to put my clothes on and investigate the weird sound but before i had the chance to pull my jeans up the bedroom door burst open.

Door Sound: Crashhhhhhhh

It was pacman and he said "Yo Niggah Wot You Doin Wif My Hoe" i ran towards the window but i tripped on my jeans and fell through the window knocking myself out cold.

(10 MINS LATER)

After awaking from my fall i saw a large hairy figure standing over me, it was the COOKIE MONSTER he looked at me and said "Hey you got any spare change i need it for my cookie dough addiction" i pushed him away and cleaned myself up, as i walked out from the alleyway in which i had landed the cookie monster said to me "Thanks for nothing dickhead" and i continued on my way back home.

As i walked along the street a car pulled up beside me, i looke and to my horror it was the guys from the matrix, they pulled out their uzi guns and started to fire at me, i pressed the X button (ps3 randomness) which gave me 10sec of bullet time, i dodged the bullets and ran along the street as fast as i could, as i was ran along the street a fat black woman(Matrix again) gave me some red sparkly boots(Wizard of Oz), and said to me "You are our only hope hurry young one), so continued running along the street until i saw a large green pipe(Mario) coming out from the road, i thought to myself what the hell and jumped down it to my safety.

I landed in a dark cold cave and i couldnt see a thing, so i pulled out my Hannah Montana flash light and turned it on, i still couldnt really see anything but it helped a little. As i walked along the inside of the cave i suddenly heard a large noise.

Sound: ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

and a blue light went straight past me, i then heard the same sound again.

Sound ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

but this time it was a much larger red object.

So i started to run after the two glowing light untill i came to the exit of the cave, as i steped out i saw a large battle in progress. It was sonic and eggman fighting over Rose(girl from sonic series) and a large bag of crack.

I looked to me left and i saw a double barreled shotgun with ammo beside it, so reloaded the shotgun and shot both sonic and eggman in the head taking Rose and the crack for myself. just as i got ready to leave i heard "Muhahahahahahah you wont finish me that easily" it was coming from eggman i was completely caught off guard, i tried to use the shotgun but iit was saying NO AMMO across my screen, as eggman lay in last last stand aiming me up with his Deagle, (At this point i was shitting myself) i didnt think i was gonna make it out alive but then suddenly i saw a spinning figure in the air coming from above the cave, It was a Noscoper from the NGU clan, he did a 360 noscope hitting eggman right inbetween the eyes killing him instantly.

I thanked him and he went off to report his mission to Outsider, i then took Rose in one arm and the large bag of crack in the other and tapped my Red shiney boots together saying out loud "Theres no place like home, theres no place like home.

I then teleported back to my old scruffy apartment and began my new life.

lmfao you are a strange child daniel strange child but i like it lmfao thanked and nomed

LMAO! That was weird as hell. but it is nomination material!

Lmao! Daniel you are so wierd, in a good way! This is so funny lmao but you should make another! xD

hahaha thanks guys, i got rly bored so i made it lol its not ment to be really good if anyone is thinking that ^_^ just for a laugh.

dan u r definitly fked up but thats why we love u

LMAO OMG HAHAHA WTF THO BUT IT WAS STILL FUNNY AS HELL xD

You should of told us the story of you and your toothpaste experiment lol. Good stories man.

This must be another word for, "I got high nigga."