(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Its a long story, wheres the best place to hide the body?

I asked Siri. It gave me a few options:

• Dumpster
  
• Lake/pond
  
• Under your bed
  
• Hole in the ground
  
• Cremation building
  
• Funeral home
  

Option 1: In my trousers, no one dares look in there :carling:

Option 2: In a junkyard

Option 3: Dispose of the body using hydrofluoric acid,

Hydrofluoric acid attacks the silicon oxide in most types of glass. It also dissolves many metals (not nickel or its alloys, gold, platinum, or silver), and most plastics. Fluorocarbons such as Teflon (TFE and FEP), chlorosulfonated polyethylenene, natural rubber and neoprene all are resistant to hydrofluoric acid. Hydrofluoric acid is so corrosive because the fluorine ion is highly reactive. Even so, it is not a 'strong' acid because it does not completely dissociate in water.

I was once told that if you chop the body up into 12-20 pieces a group of 5 pigs could eat it in about 30minutes -2hours.

I LOVE ringing random numbers when I get free calls and just say nervously..

"Alright it's done.. Now where will I put the body?"

Burn the body in acid. Make sure to not use a bath tub. Plastic works fine.

I was once told by a teacher that to kill someone, use a sharp icicle to stab them. It would melt leaving no weapon. Then after that you would have to spray the body in Flourine. The would make the body disappear. Perfect crime.

Find a big ass container made up of plastic/polyethylenene or teflon and dump the body in there with hydrofluoric acid to let the body breakdown into sludge.
(This is from Breaking Bad t.v. show lol)

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