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Someone watches breaking bad!

That depends..first let me ask: If I answer this do I become an accessory?

Go to the nearest Graveyard, find an open grave that is due to have a casket placed in it. Place the body in airtight black plastic bags and then into the grave. Cover in a bit of topsoil. Then in a few days time a funeral will take place and the grave will be covered for ever. Problem solved.

Source: Many years experience in this field.

Feed it to psychobe@n's pigs.

They get their dose of protein and your body is broken down in digestion.

Well, you could incinerate the body, hide the body, or simply eat it.

Incineration
Human bodies can be turned into ashes by setting them on fire. This process is among the easiest in a disposing arsenal. All you do is create a large fire and throw in the body.
*ﾠ*ﾠ*ﾠImportant Note: This is best done outside.

Examples of Good Hiding Spots

• A Dumpster
  
• A Tool Shed
  
• A Grave
  
• A Bottomless Pit
  
• A Closet (Febreze helps here)
  
• A Small Rift in the Space Time Continuum
  
• On Your Neighbor's Property

Examples of Bad Hiding Spots

• On a Necromancer's Property
  
• Along the Freeway
  
• In Your Bed
  
• In Your Trunk
  
• A Police Station

Cannibalism
Another popular solution to the disposal problem is the consumption of the cadaver. To do this, simply follow these instructions:
1) Remove the bones and veins from your victim. These are not very tasty.
2) Slice the cadaver into bite sized pieces.
3) Place the pieces evenly into a casserole dish.
4) Pour one (1) can cream of mushroom soup over them.
5) Salt and pepper to taste
6) Sprinkle cheddar cheese over the top.
7) Cook at 365°F until golden brown and crisp on the top.
*ﾠ*ﾠ*ﾠServes 5-8 people.

Burn it !

Iris says under my bed

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