(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Here is a list by me and heavytech.
(Not in any specific order)
1. Steal all of the teachers pencils.

2. Break your pencil ask for another, repeat.

3. Spill your glue on purpose, claim it was an accident.

4. Cut your classmate's hair during nap time.

5. Get in a fight during class.

6. Walk up to your teacher and say " Hi Mr./Mrs. (blank), you have put on some weight! Are you pregnant?"

7. Refuse to do your homework.

8. Color outside of the lines.

9. Tell the teacher you need to go to the bathroom, then when they say go, use it in your clothes and tell your principal/parents she said you couldnt go.

10. Make fart noises in class and make them sound fake, also.

11. Bring a lizard in from recess and put it on your teacher.

12. Say your abc's and forget to say a letter each time.

13. Write backwards, and say your dislexic, then the next day write normal.

14. Wear your shirt backwards everyday for a week.

15. Use inpropper grammar.

Those are a few ways to piss off your teacher. Credit for these go to me and heavytech.
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Nice funny you made their, but i'm not sure if they have naptime in elementary school...LoL

There is in Pre-K and Kindergarten.

you frogot start calling your mom and be like mom i need some new pants i got my friend to do it it was so funny and then i was in the bathroom and i yelled #^#% you into phone and i was like you $#&( your self 2 times this week no!

I'm sure a lot of members will actually use this, since a lot of these immature members go to elementary and all.

middle school edition plz? lol this ones ok but kinda stupid, esspecially the one where u piss ur pants

ok yeah yeah this is funny

Middle school is listed in bottom of post, there is a link.

I need the highschool one .

Haha dude, I love these! I want a Middle School edition. :p