Post: How to piss off your teacher: Elementary edition
08-22-2009, 03:02 AM #1
Screamo
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(Not in any specific order)
1. Steal all of the teachers pencils.

2. Break your pencil ask for another, repeat.

3. Spill your glue on purpose, claim it was an accident.

4. Cut your classmate's hair during nap time.

5. Get in a fight during class.

6. Walk up to your teacher and say " Hi Mr./Mrs. (blank), you have put on some weight! Are you pregnant?"

7. Refuse to do your homework.

8. Color outside of the lines.

9. Tell the teacher you need to go to the bathroom, then when they say go, use it in your clothes and tell your principal/parents she said you couldnt go.

10. Make fart noises in class and make them sound fake, also.

11. Bring a lizard in from recess and put it on your teacher.

12. Say your abc's and forget to say a letter each time.

13. Write backwards, and say your dislexic, then the next day write normal.

14. Wear your shirt backwards everyday for a week.

15. Use inpropper grammar.

Those are a few ways to piss off your teacher. Credit for these go to me and heavytech.
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The following 7 users say thank you to Screamo for this useful post:

AgentJon, BBballfanatic13, Classified, dominicanpimp10, Heavytech94, Newfie, Valimen
09-27-2009, 11:47 PM #11
Adkins
Banned
I Dont Think Anyone In This Website Goes To Elementary
10-18-2009, 02:15 AM #12
knsu <3
Porn is for winners?
ive only done two of these (number 7 and 15) but i do 15 just to annoy them and then they correct me and i say it over again and repeat its funny XD

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