(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Ok here is a sequal to the elementary editon, along with the highschool edition by heavytech. Remember to thank all three! This one focuses on grades 5-8 or 6-8 mostly. Enjoy!

1. Put your feet on your desk.

2. Bring your phone into class and text, when the teacher asks what your doing say taking notes.

3. Go into the easiest class, and write down every word they say. When they ask what your doing say taking notes.

4. Write all over the bathroom and urinate on the floor/walls and make the janitor clean it.

5. Come to school out of uniform, and when they tell you to change, claim this is the new uniform until they believe you.

6. Burp really loud in the middle of class.

7. Randomly scream out insults/curse words every few minutes randomly and claim you have tourettes.

8. Rip up your homework one night, and the next day say your dog ate your homework, then keep saying it until they say show me.

9. When you recieve a test, get up, walk over to the trash can rip it up and drop it in then spit on it.

10. Make out with your girlfriend in class while the teacher is talking.

11. Pull the fire alarm and when the firemen show up say it was someone you don't like.(Be sure to do before a test or in your worst class)

12. Steal mayo and ketchup from cafeteria and squirt it all over the hall ways.

13. In the middle of a lecture pull out your ipod put it in your ears playing loud music, then fall asleep.

14. Randomly, in the middle of class, spit on the floor and say you didn't do it when everyone saw you.

15. When you are given notes, just sit there, and when the teacher says what are you doing, say I cannot read.

16. Pull out food and eat in the middle of class and offer food to others.

17. Shoot spitballs at people in class.

18. Unscrew the nails in your teachers chair before class.(classic)

19. Say I don't understand every 30 seconds, doesnt matter if their talking or not.

20. Say you forgot your books, then when you leave to go get them, do something else. When you get back ask if you can go get your books.

All credit for these go to me and heavytech! Hope you enjoyed!
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Thanks! I'll have to try this next year in 8th on the last day XD my teachers are just too tight-arsed even if I get cool teachers if someone else cathces me and the dean or an admin finds out, im screwed XD!

Lol more like a list to get suspended but funny none the less

how can you unSCREW NAILS ?

6. Burp really loud in the middle of class.

That's just normal for me lol. Loads of us do this in class and our teacher goes crazed.

17. Shoot spitballs at people in class.

I don't do it to random people, but I do it to this one guy who is a real cool wannabe. When he's not looking I do it to him and he get's angry, he hasn't caught me yet but people who laugh around me sometimes give it away.

Haha, these are classics! I love 'em, I've read all 3 topics now. I laugh so hard on all of them!

Thanks, I was just bored and wanted some rep so I decided to post what makes my time at school go by.

18. Unscrew the nails in your teachers chair before class.(classic)

19. Say I don't understand every 30 seconds, doesnt matter if their talking or not.

20. Say you forgot your books, then when you leave to go get them, do something else. When you get back ask if you can go get your books.

i loled

I Have Done 10 Before.I Swear!