Post: How to piss off your teacher: junior high/middle school edition
08-22-2009, 03:20 AM #1
Screamo
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Ok here is a sequal to the elementary editon, along with the highschool edition by heavytech. Remember to thank all three! This one focuses on grades 5-8 or 6-8 mostly. Enjoy!

1. Put your feet on your desk.

2. Bring your phone into class and text, when the teacher asks what your doing say taking notes.

3. Go into the easiest class, and write down every word they say. When they ask what your doing say taking notes.

4. Write all over the bathroom and urinate on the floor/walls and make the janitor clean it.

5. Come to school out of uniform, and when they tell you to change, claim this is the new uniform until they believe you.

6. Burp really loud in the middle of class.

7. Randomly scream out insults/curse words every few minutes randomly and claim you have tourettes.

8. Rip up your homework one night, and the next day say your dog ate your homework, then keep saying it until they say show me.

9. When you recieve a test, get up, walk over to the trash can rip it up and drop it in then spit on it.

10. Make out with your girlfriend in class while the teacher is talking.

11. Pull the fire alarm and when the firemen show up say it was someone you don't like.(Be sure to do before a test or in your worst class)

12. Steal mayo and ketchup from cafeteria and squirt it all over the hall ways.

13. In the middle of a lecture pull out your ipod put it in your ears playing loud music, then fall asleep.

14. Randomly, in the middle of class, spit on the floor and say you didn't do it when everyone saw you.

15. When you are given notes, just sit there, and when the teacher says what are you doing, say I cannot read.

16. Pull out food and eat in the middle of class and offer food to others.

17. Shoot spitballs at people in class.

18. Unscrew the nails in your teachers chair before class.(classic)

19. Say I don't understand every 30 seconds, doesnt matter if their talking or not.

20. Say you forgot your books, then when you leave to go get them, do something else. When you get back ask if you can go get your books.

All credit for these go to me and heavytech! Hope you enjoyed!
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11-25-2009, 02:37 AM #20
dominicanpimp10
Treasure hunter
Originally posted by BlTCHTlTS View Post
LOL This stuff can get you suspended/expelled
i would do this in elementary not my middle school


i am in 6th
11-25-2009, 02:53 AM #21
iSaboteur
Error… Cat invasion!
Originally posted by dominicanpimp10 View Post
i am in 6th


You're in 6th grade? Dang. That's really young compared to all the other people I see on here.
11-25-2009, 06:35 AM #22
King LocoManiac
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by War View Post
You're in 6th grade? Dang. That's really young compared to all the other people I see on here.


HOLY MOLY...Dominican's in 6th???
11-25-2009, 06:55 AM #23
xAsp1re
DONE WITH GAMING
Im in 9th freshyyySmile
11-25-2009, 07:30 AM #24
Dopey
NGU :/
Most of these are stupid but there were one or two that were pretty funny lol
11-25-2009, 05:50 PM #25
The thing is my school is alredy in such a shit condition and people alredy piss on the floor in the toilets and nobody cleans it up. the cleaners just complain and then a student ends up having to do it.
11-25-2009, 10:16 PM #26
dominicanpimp10
Treasure hunter
Originally posted by LocoManiac
HOLY MOLY...Dominican's in 6th???

yup yup im in 6th
11-26-2009, 02:53 AM #27
King LocoManiac
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by dominicanpimp10 View Post
yup yup im in 6th


WHOA DUDE
I thought you were older!
6th is really young

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