Post: - Official NGU Joke Thread -
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08-23-2009, 01:31 PM
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Moorz
Bounty hunter
- NextGenUpdate's Official Joke Thread -
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- Welcome to the Official Joke Thread for NextGenUpdate.Com -
This Thread was created so that moderators have to spend less time deleting spammed Joke Threads throughout the General Discussion section of our forums, and spend more time doing more important jobs like improving and developing more additions for NGU.
I am hoping, to setup a new competition just like the Signature of the Week we already have set up. This time though, I wan't to set up Joke of the Week.
- How this will work? -
Well, for this to work, we need all of our members with a great sense of humor to post their favorite jokes into this thread, then, myself of another one of our fantastic moderators will choose the joke they think is the best and then add Reputation and vBux to your account!
- Important Notices / Rules -
It is important that you read this BEFORE posting any jokes in this thread.
Joke's can sometimes be taken too far, and It isn't allowed to post jokes that may offend any of our users or any jokes that may involve or have any relevance to Racism.
Rude Jokes may be posted, But in order to do this you must include 18 Years + in the post THEN include the joke in a spoiler.
- HOW TO INCLUDE A SPOILER -
To include a spoiler, you will have to place these brackets AROUND your text [spioler]TEXT INSERTED HERE[/spioler] BUT YOU MUST SPELL SPOILER CORRECT.
- Joke of the Week -
Winner -
Winning Joke -
Joke Rating - (/10)
Joke - "..."
vBux Awarded -
+Rep Awarded -
- Hall of Fame -
Week 1 -
Week 2 -
Week 3 -
Week 4 -
Week 5 -
Good Luck & Happy Joking
Scousey
Event's Moderator
01-28-2010, 05:41 AM
#38
JTRaines92
GOOD
Originally posted by another user
Barrack & Michelle Obama were flying in a private plane with Oprah Winfrey one afternoon, Obama looked @ Oprah, chuckled & said, " You know, I could throw a $1000.00 bill out of the window & make someone a very very happy person, Oprah shrugged her shoulders & said I could throw 10 $100.00 bills out of the window & make 10 people very very happy, Michelle added in that case I could throw 100 $10.00 bills out of the window & make 100 people very very happy. Hearing the exchanges the pilot rolled his eyes & said to his co-pilot, such big shots back there aren't they? I could throw 3 people out of the window & make 56-MILLION people VERY VERY HAPPY!!! ^_^
01-29-2010, 03:12 PM
#40
inFamous2u
Brute
02-01-2010, 04:12 AM
#42
Bluemywaffle
Aka Integrity.
02-07-2010, 12:14 PM
#44
martin7098
Gym leader
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