Post: - Official NGU Joke Thread -
08-23-2009, 01:31 PM #1
Moorz
Bounty hunter
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- NextGenUpdate's Official Joke Thread -
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- Welcome to the Official Joke Thread for NextGenUpdate.Com -

This Thread was created so that moderators have to spend less time deleting spammed Joke Threads throughout the General Discussion section of our forums, and spend more time doing more important jobs like improving and developing more additions for NGU.

I am hoping, to setup a new competition just like the Signature of the Week we already have set up. This time though, I wan't to set up Joke of the Week.


- How this will work? -

Well, for this to work, we need all of our members with a great sense of humor to post their favorite jokes into this thread, then, myself of another one of our fantastic moderators will choose the joke they think is the best and then add Reputation and vBux to your account!


- Important Notices / Rules -

It is important that you read this BEFORE posting any jokes in this thread.

Joke's can sometimes be taken too far, and It isn't allowed to post jokes that may offend any of our users or any jokes that may involve or have any relevance to Racism.

Rude Jokes may be posted, But in order to do this you must include 18 Years + in the post THEN include the joke in a spoiler.


- HOW TO INCLUDE A SPOILER -

To include a spoiler, you will have to place these brackets AROUND your text [spioler]TEXT INSERTED HERE[/spioler] BUT YOU MUST SPELL SPOILER CORRECT.

- Joke of the Week -

Winner -
Winning Joke -
Joke Rating - (/10)
Joke - "..."
vBux Awarded -
+Rep Awarded -


- Hall of Fame -

Week 1 -
Week 2 -
Week 3 -
Week 4 -
Week 5 -



Good Luck & Happy Joking Smile

Scousey
Event's Moderator
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The following 3 users say thank you to Moorz for this useful post:

Jayy, MeltdowN, Sert
05-12-2010, 03:23 PM #65
i Ozzy i
At least I can fight
1st off are we allowed to post more than one? Quote notify me Happy thanks

Your mums so dumb, she tripped over a wireless phone! Happy
05-12-2010, 08:16 PM #66
Ab-Soul
NGU: Oxide
Originally posted by XDAO
What the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus.


Santa Stops at 3 HOES!!! LOL


OMFG lmao aahaha
05-13-2010, 03:23 PM #67
hiGRAHAM
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by Hondarydr View Post
How come Rhianna sings "To The Left"?

Cuz Black people ain't got no rights! :p

(What happened to this thread? It went down the drain! :()


Awww, haha I like that one Claps
05-13-2010, 03:26 PM #68
ZoneHD
Shiver do you lift?
18+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road.

To get the to the other side.
05-13-2010, 03:37 PM #69
dermot
Bounty hunter
A recent survey of people dicks in length:
America-4
Uk-5
France-2
Germany-6
Iceland-24 Thats why mums go to iceland :L Smile
05-14-2010, 09:19 PM #70
This is a good idea xD
05-15-2010, 09:59 PM #71
aasc
Brute
Yo mama is so fat , that even Dora couldn't explore her.
05-17-2010, 09:34 PM #72
hiGRAHAM
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by dermot View Post
A recent survey of people dicks in length:
America-4
Uk-5
France-2
Germany-6
Iceland-24 Thats why mums go to iceland :L Smile


OMGOMG LOLOL You actually made me laugh soo much at this joke!
05-20-2010, 02:43 AM #73
Journey719
ⒶNAЯCHY
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

(taste the rainbow) LOL

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