Post: Why are you in jail
04-30-2012, 06:40 AM #1
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The month you are born

January- I killed
February- I trolled
March- I farted on
April- I pooped on
May- I burped on
June- I peed on
July- I humped
August- I shot
September- I flamed
October- I jizzed on
November-I queefed on
December- I teebagged


The day Of the month you where born:

1- A bum
2- A bowl of captain-crunch
3- A cat
4- A dog
5- A hamster
6- Your mom
7- My mom
8- My Grandfather
9- Your grandfather
10- My grandmother
11- Your grandmother
12- Your dad
13- My dad
14- A chicken wing
15- Your teacher
16- A tit
17- A fat girl
18- A skinny girl
19- Donkey balls
20- Santa Claus
21- My bed
22- My pillow
23- Your pillow
24- An xbox
25- A ps3
26- A gameboy
27- A squirell's butt
28- Your butt
29- My butt
30- A nyan cat
31- An old woman

What color shirt are you wearing:
Black- Because I'm a BOSS.
Blue- Because I'm an OG Triple OG
Red- Because my ding-dong was hard
Green- Because I felt like it
Pink- Because mom told me to
White- Because I farted
Yellow- Because I like it in the butt
Gray- Because I fell on my face
No Shirt- Because I'm a dirty homeless person
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The following user thanked COD for this useful post:

Jango
05-23-2012, 06:09 AM #11
I jizzed on a fat girl because I'm a dirty homeless person.

True story.
05-30-2012, 04:09 AM #12
Inspiration
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I pooped on Santa Claus because I farted.
K.
05-31-2012, 06:51 AM #13
I pooped on my grandmother because I fell on my face...

tf was my grandmother doing that close to my asshole when I shitted?
06-02-2012, 04:27 AM #14
marjamrob
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I peed on a skinny girl I'm a boss.

This is so creepy.
06-02-2012, 04:52 AM #15
Richard.
Won't be active..
I queefed on my butt because I'm a dirty homeless person.

Sounds legitimate :carling:
06-03-2012, 03:22 AM #16
Abe
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I farted on Your grandmother because i farted. :lol:
06-16-2012, 08:30 PM #17
David_809
Fact: You Like Men
I peed on my bed Because I farted
06-20-2012, 07:39 PM #18
Selky
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I farted my grandfather because I'm the boss

---------- Post added at 08:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:37 PM ----------

Originally posted by vTiger. View Post
i humped a chicken wing because my ding dong was hard!

^ this is physically sick Happy


I am dying of laugher right now
06-20-2012, 07:42 PM #19
I flamed A bowl of captain-crunch Because I'm a BOSS

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