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The month you are born

January- I killed
February- I trolled
March- I farted on
April- I pooped on
May- I burped on
June- I peed on
July- I humped
August- I shot
September- I flamed
October- I jizzed on
November-I queefed on
December- I teebagged


The day Of the month you where born:

1- A bum
2- A bowl of captain-crunch
3- A cat
4- A dog
5- A hamster
6- Your mom
7- My mom
8- My Grandfather
9- Your grandfather
10- My grandmother
11- Your grandmother
12- Your dad
13- My dad
14- A chicken wing
15- Your teacher
16- A tit
17- A fat girl
18- A skinny girl
19- Donkey balls
20- Santa Claus
21- My bed
22- My pillow
23- Your pillow
24- An xbox
25- A ps3
26- A gameboy
27- A squirell's butt
28- Your butt
29- My butt
30- A nyan cat
31- An old woman

What color shirt are you wearing:
Black- Because I'm a BOSS.
Blue- Because I'm an OG Triple OG
Red- Because my ding-dong was hard
Green- Because I felt like it
Pink- Because mom told me to
White- Because I farted
Yellow- Because I like it in the butt
Gray- Because I fell on my face
No Shirt- Because I'm a dirty homeless person

I jizzed on a pussy (cat) because I fell on my face