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05-24-2012, 05:29 PM
#1
DiJiTaLGoDz
Former Staff
PING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING 0LD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO ngu?
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05-24-2012, 07:01 PM
#11
Forgive
[MOVE]I am a independent black woman. [/MOVE]
Originally posted by FoxkaZ
i'll tell you a story that happened to me about 7 months ago.
I just got home from the barber shop and I had hair all over my neck and chest.
I hopped in the shower and started to wash the severed hairs from my neck.
Out of the opening of the shower curtain inbetween it and the wall out of my perif I see something looking at me.
Right as I see this it bolts off and i'm scred shitless..
I try to continue showering when I hear my rusty screen door creak open and my front door slam closed.
After this there is about 10 seconds of silence.
Than I hear whatever came into my house sprint loudly from the living room straight to the bathroom door, 4 feet away from me.
I am a grown adult, 6'1 220 pounds.
I was standing there naked in my shower crying to myself, praying to whatever god there was to make whatever was outside my bathroom door leave.
After 10 minutes my front door slams shut.
It took me three hours to get myself to leave my bathroom.
I just got home from the barber shop and I had hair all over my neck and chest.
I hopped in the shower and started to wash the severed hairs from my neck.
Out of the opening of the shower curtain inbetween it and the wall out of my perif I see something looking at me.
Right as I see this it bolts off and i'm scred shitless..
I try to continue showering when I hear my rusty screen door creak open and my front door slam closed.
After this there is about 10 seconds of silence.
Than I hear whatever came into my house sprint loudly from the living room straight to the bathroom door, 4 feet away from me.
I am a grown adult, 6'1 220 pounds.
I was standing there naked in my shower crying to myself, praying to whatever god there was to make whatever was outside my bathroom door leave.
After 10 minutes my front door slams shut.
It took me three hours to get myself to leave my bathroom.
Tha would scare the $%#@ out of me. Your house may be haunted, or you just got robbed without knowing it.They prolly took a slice of pizza and left.
05-24-2012, 07:27 PM
#13
M.Mac
Lacrosse<3
Originally posted by DiJiTaLGoDz
All caps is cruise control for cool. Using the "caps lock" key makes you become an important and respected internets user. Everything you say will be terribly interesting and insightful, members of all genders will want to have sex with you, and you'll be good in bed. It will also make you sound like billy mays.
When using the all caps method, remember to press it again when you are through being cool.
When using the all caps method, remember to press it again when you are through being cool.
Ooooo....Someone read the rules of the internet!
05-24-2012, 07:34 PM
#14
Mezzid
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by FoxkaZ
i'll tell you a story that happened to me about 7 months ago.
I just got home from the barber shop and I had hair all over my neck and chest.
I hopped in the shower and started to wash the severed hairs from my neck.
Out of the opening of the shower curtain inbetween it and the wall out of my perif I see something looking at me.
Right as I see this it bolts off and i'm scred shitless..
I try to continue showering when I hear my rusty screen door creak open and my front door slam closed.
After this there is about 10 seconds of silence.
Than I hear whatever came into my house sprint loudly from the living room straight to the bathroom door, 4 feet away from me.
I am a grown adult, 6'1 220 pounds.
I was standing there naked in my shower crying to myself, praying to whatever god there was to make whatever was outside my bathroom door leave.
After 10 minutes my front door slams shut.
It took me three hours to get myself to leave my bathroom.
I just got home from the barber shop and I had hair all over my neck and chest.
I hopped in the shower and started to wash the severed hairs from my neck.
Out of the opening of the shower curtain inbetween it and the wall out of my perif I see something looking at me.
Right as I see this it bolts off and i'm scred shitless..
I try to continue showering when I hear my rusty screen door creak open and my front door slam closed.
After this there is about 10 seconds of silence.
Than I hear whatever came into my house sprint loudly from the living room straight to the bathroom door, 4 feet away from me.
I am a grown adult, 6'1 220 pounds.
I was standing there naked in my shower crying to myself, praying to whatever god there was to make whatever was outside my bathroom door leave.
After 10 minutes my front door slams shut.
It took me three hours to get myself to leave my bathroom.
That's messed up bro, but if I'd know there's someone in my house I'd get out the shower and go protect my home.
I know many may say that, but really, I will protect my family and my dog. You live alone?
Besides, when thoughts like that cross my mind, I get pumped with adrenaline from the thought of kicking someone's ass wich makes me even stronger hah.
05-24-2012, 08:01 PM
#15
TAFF
Climbing up the ladder
Originally posted by FoxkaZ
i'll tell you a story that happened to me about 7 months ago.
I just got home from the barber shop and I had hair all over my neck and chest.
I hopped in the shower and started to wash the severed hairs from my neck.
Out of the opening of the shower curtain inbetween it and the wall out of my perif I see something looking at me.
Right as I see this it bolts off and i'm scred shitless..
I try to continue showering when I hear my rusty screen door creak open and my front door slam closed.
After this there is about 10 seconds of silence.
Than I hear whatever came into my house sprint loudly from the living room straight to the bathroom door, 4 feet away from me.
I am a grown adult, 6'1 220 pounds.
I was standing there naked in my shower crying to myself, praying to whatever god there was to make whatever was outside my bathroom door leave.
After 10 minutes my front door slams shut.
It took me three hours to get myself to leave my bathroom.
I just got home from the barber shop and I had hair all over my neck and chest.
I hopped in the shower and started to wash the severed hairs from my neck.
Out of the opening of the shower curtain inbetween it and the wall out of my perif I see something looking at me.
Right as I see this it bolts off and i'm scred shitless..
I try to continue showering when I hear my rusty screen door creak open and my front door slam closed.
After this there is about 10 seconds of silence.
Than I hear whatever came into my house sprint loudly from the living room straight to the bathroom door, 4 feet away from me.
I am a grown adult, 6'1 220 pounds.
I was standing there naked in my shower crying to myself, praying to whatever god there was to make whatever was outside my bathroom door leave.
After 10 minutes my front door slams shut.
It took me three hours to get myself to leave my bathroom.
Is this true? If it is then that is some scary shit!
05-24-2012, 08:05 PM
#16
Gambler....
Guest
Originally posted by DiJiTaLGoDz
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON *******. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY $#@!ING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY $#@!ING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY $#@!ING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE $#@! HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR $#@!ING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN $#@!ING 0LD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO ngu?
PING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE $#@! HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR $#@!ING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN $#@!ING 0LD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO ngu?
This is one of the most fucked up things I've ever heard lmfao.
05-24-2012, 09:48 PM
#18
DiJiTaLGoDz
Former Staff
Originally posted by StonedGazers
A copy and paste thread
I think you might have something wrong with your brain. Why are you trying to be all cyberbully on me. Do you really think anyone cares about you. You talk to people like they are trash. Why would you want to come off like that. Does it make you feel tough? Are you trying to make up for having a small smelly dick? You need to see a shrink. Have fun going through life wondering why people don't like you. I'll give you a hint though, you try to make others feel like ****. But you have failed on me. I know what you are. See, the thing is, I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand can't control your stupidity. You really don't even realize that you are a jerk ,do you? When your older maybe you can look back on times like this and see that you where unnecessarily rude to people you don't know. Right now you think you are being cleaver and it is just a fun time. Keep treating people like you do and see where you end up. You can not compete with my intellect so I warn you to give up before you embarrass yourself further..
kay:
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