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06-06-2012, 04:52 PM
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wowaka
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Two or three summers ago, my friend and I wanted to but a bunch of games, new bikes, pot, shit; tons of stuff. We were working with my dad at his company, but money wasn't so good, so we came up with a plan. What we decided to do was, on one quiet evening, one of us would go up to the rooftop of a fifteen story building, while the other would be close by, to be a suspect. My friend jumped of the building, and died. No chance of surviving. Soon after, my friend respawned a few feet from me in full form, while his dead body was still on the intersection below. He was really scared, but ok. I quickly gave him a bag of food and Nintendo with Pokemon red, and hid him in a closet on a lower level. Once someone came up and addressed the situation, I said he was pushed of the building by a black man. He believed me. The lawyer did too, an gave me a lot of money since my friend had life insurance for some reason. Things went back to normal and my friend came out of hiding and we had a few thousand dollars to spend on pot and new bikes. Shit, that was agood summer.
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06-06-2012, 05:30 PM
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Madison Taylor
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06-07-2012, 03:52 AM
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06-07-2012, 05:22 AM
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xMo
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Originally posted by Julian
I see members constantly complaining about not having money or a job, so I'm here to give some insight on acquiring quick moneys.
Two or three summers ago, my friend and I wanted to but a bunch of games, new bikes, pot, shit; tons of stuff. We were working with my dad at his company, but money wasn't so good, so we came up with a plan. What we decided to do was, on one quiet evening, one of us would go up to the rooftop of a fifteen story building, while the other would be close by, to be a suspect. My friend jumped of the building, and died. No chance of surviving. Soon after, my friend respawned a few feet from me in full form, while his dead body was still on the intersection below. He was really scared, but ok. I quickly gave him a bag of food and Nintendo with Pokemon red, and hid him in a closet on a lower level. Once someone came up and addressed the situation, I said he was pushed of the building by a black man. He believed me. The lawyer did too, an gave me a lot of money since my friend had life insurance for some reason. Things went back to normal and my friend came out of hiding and we had a few thousand dollars to spend on pot and new bikes. Shit, that was agood summer.
Don't actually try this, you won't respeanw hhaha
Two or three summers ago, my friend and I wanted to but a bunch of games, new bikes, pot, shit; tons of stuff. We were working with my dad at his company, but money wasn't so good, so we came up with a plan. What we decided to do was, on one quiet evening, one of us would go up to the rooftop of a fifteen story building, while the other would be close by, to be a suspect. My friend jumped of the building, and died. No chance of surviving. Soon after, my friend respawned a few feet from me in full form, while his dead body was still on the intersection below. He was really scared, but ok. I quickly gave him a bag of food and Nintendo with Pokemon red, and hid him in a closet on a lower level. Once someone came up and addressed the situation, I said he was pushed of the building by a black man. He believed me. The lawyer did too, an gave me a lot of money since my friend had life insurance for some reason. Things went back to normal and my friend came out of hiding and we had a few thousand dollars to spend on pot and new bikes. Shit, that was agood summer.
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06-07-2012, 03:57 PM
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Originally posted by Julian
I see members constantly complaining about not having money or a job, so I'm here to give some insight on acquiring quick moneys.
Two or three summers ago, my friend and I wanted to but a bunch of games, new bikes, pot, shit; tons of stuff. We were working with my dad at his company, but money wasn't so good, so we came up with a plan. What we decided to do was, on one quiet evening, one of us would go up to the rooftop of a fifteen story building, while the other would be close by, to be a suspect. My friend jumped of the building, and died. No chance of surviving. Soon after, my friend respawned a few feet from me in full form, while his dead body was still on the intersection below. He was really scared, but ok. I quickly gave him a bag of food and Nintendo with Pokemon red, and hid him in a closet on a lower level. Once someone came up and addressed the situation, I said he was pushed of the building by a black man. He believed me. The lawyer did too, an gave me a lot of money since my friend had life insurance for some reason. Things went back to normal and my friend came out of hiding and we had a few thousand dollars to spend on pot and new bikes. Shit, that was agood summer.
Don't actually try this, you won't respeanw hhaha
Two or three summers ago, my friend and I wanted to but a bunch of games, new bikes, pot, shit; tons of stuff. We were working with my dad at his company, but money wasn't so good, so we came up with a plan. What we decided to do was, on one quiet evening, one of us would go up to the rooftop of a fifteen story building, while the other would be close by, to be a suspect. My friend jumped of the building, and died. No chance of surviving. Soon after, my friend respawned a few feet from me in full form, while his dead body was still on the intersection below. He was really scared, but ok. I quickly gave him a bag of food and Nintendo with Pokemon red, and hid him in a closet on a lower level. Once someone came up and addressed the situation, I said he was pushed of the building by a black man. He believed me. The lawyer did too, an gave me a lot of money since my friend had life insurance for some reason. Things went back to normal and my friend came out of hiding and we had a few thousand dollars to spend on pot and new bikes. Shit, that was agood summer.
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