(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I see members constantly complaining about not having money or a job, so I'm here to give some insight on acquiring quick moneys.

Two or three summers ago, my friend and I wanted to but a bunch of games, new bikes, pot, shit; tons of stuff. We were working with my dad at his company, but money wasn't so good, so we came up with a plan. What we decided to do was, on one quiet evening, one of us would go up to the rooftop of a fifteen story building, while the other would be close by, to be a suspect. My friend jumped of the building, and died. No chance of surviving. Soon after, my friend respawned a few feet from me in full form, while his dead body was still on the intersection below. He was really scared, but ok. I quickly gave him a bag of food and Nintendo with Pokemon red, and hid him in a closet on a lower level. Once someone came up and addressed the situation, I said he was pushed of the building by a black man. He believed me. The lawyer did too, an gave me a lot of money since my friend had life insurance for some reason. Things went back to normal and my friend came out of hiding and we had a few thousand dollars to spend on pot and new bikes. Shit, that was agood summer.





















































































Don't actually try this, you won't respeanw hhaha

omg gonna be a millionaire!











































































































































:carling:

Still not as gay as the thread you made yesterday

Hmmm.

then this book is for you my friend.

You must login or register to view this content.