(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really annoyed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

a car seriously lmao no road legal car can do that not even the ssc aero lol i figured it was going to be something dumb

The point of this post...? The only thing I got out of it is that a car went from 0-200mph in 6 seconds..

She wanted something that went from 0-200 in six seconds. She meant a car. he got her a scale, insulting her by making it look like she was fat because the scale would go to 200 pounds relatively fast. -.-

oh my effing god that was funny lol

lol I thought it would be a car.

You mind if I take this joke and use it?

Wait lol i thought he left the scales there saying that she fat if she steped on them they would go 2 200 in less then 6 seconds lol i dont get it if its the way use are saying xD

I guess I could bump this.

LOL I was expecting a turd wrapped up xD