Post: 0-200 in 6 seconds
08-31-2009, 07:01 AM #1
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really annoyed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
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10-04-2009, 12:15 PM #20
ShAdoW_RiDa
Former Blue Mod
Originally posted by Mickey
She wanted something that went from 0-200 in six seconds. She meant a car. he got her a scale, insulting her by making it look like she was fat because the scale would go to 200 pounds relatively fast. -.-


Yh I knew this and thought alot wouldn't. Thanks for clearing it up.

Anyway nice post!! Haha! He got owned.

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