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You're sitting in class and the most random and raging boner starts. What do you do? You could wait it out and hope the teacher doesn't call you; OR, you could just use this quick and painless way to get rid of it. What you do is relax your body, and flex a large muscle for around 30 seconds. (insert "My penis is a large muscle" joke here). An example would be to place your feet on your toes as if you were tip-toeing, and push up as if you were going to stand up. I'm not sure how this works but it works. Don't believe me? Try it for yourself!




Creds to Ahmet for the boner-inducing gif

Mine goes down when someone I'm not attracted to comes by. Lol.

another thing you could do is jizz all over some hot girls back in front of you

They would be unimpressed kay:

or u be like me and be retarded and have classes w retarded people, so if i get a boner i need to cut it off when i get home

retarded means slow, and im not a fast learner

My uncle's mentally challenged but I don't get all offended when someone says retard. Lighten the fuck up.

I would get them on the school bus a lot for some reason. To get it to go away, all you need to do is close your eyes, hold your breath and hum "Bare Necessities" from The Jungle Book.