Post: How to get rid of an erection quickly and painlessly
Options
07-14-2012, 04:02 AM
#1
Toker Face
Huge heart, small dick
You're sitting in class and the most random and raging boner starts. What do you do? You could wait it out and hope the teacher doesn't call you; OR, you could just use this quick and painless way to get rid of it. What you do is relax your body, and flex a large muscle for around 30 seconds. (insert "My penis is a large muscle" joke here). An example would be to place your feet on your toes as if you were tip-toeing, and push up as if you were going to stand up. I'm not sure how this works but it works. Don't believe me? Try it for yourself!
Creds to Ahmet for the boner-inducing gif
The following 2 users say thank you to Toker Face for this useful post:
07-14-2012, 10:31 PM
#22
Andy Samberg
The Lonely Island
07-14-2012, 10:47 PM
#23
MLB
Guest
Originally posted by i
My uncle's mentally challenged but I don't get all offended when someone says retard. Lighten the fuck up.
07-15-2012, 12:31 PM
#24
Madison Taylor
Anime Nazi
07-16-2012, 01:36 AM
#25
Toker Face
Huge heart, small dick
07-16-2012, 03:35 AM
#26
K5
Originally posted by Toker
Here's a scenario for you:
You're sitting in class and the most random and raging boner starts. What do you do? You could wait it out and hope the teacher doesn't call you; OR, you could just use this quick and painless way to get rid of it. What you do is relax your body, and flex a large muscle for around 30 seconds. (insert "My penis is a large muscle" joke here). An example would be to place your feet on your toes as if you were tip-toeing, and push up as if you were going to stand up. I'm not sure how this works but it works. Don't believe me? Try it for yourself!
Creds to Ahmet for the boner-inducing gif
You're sitting in class and the most random and raging boner starts. What do you do? You could wait it out and hope the teacher doesn't call you; OR, you could just use this quick and painless way to get rid of it. What you do is relax your body, and flex a large muscle for around 30 seconds. (insert "My penis is a large muscle" joke here). An example would be to place your feet on your toes as if you were tip-toeing, and push up as if you were going to stand up. I'm not sure how this works but it works. Don't believe me? Try it for yourself!
Creds to Ahmet for the boner-inducing gif
You must login or register to view this content.
The following user thanked K5 for this useful post:
Copyright © 2026, NextGenUpdate.
All Rights Reserved.
