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You're sitting in class and the most random and raging boner starts. What do you do? You could wait it out and hope the teacher doesn't call you; OR, you could just use this quick and painless way to get rid of it. What you do is relax your body, and flex a large muscle for around 30 seconds. (insert "My penis is a large muscle" joke here). An example would be to place your feet on your toes as if you were tip-toeing, and push up as if you were going to stand up. I'm not sure how this works but it works. Don't believe me? Try it for yourself!




Creds to Ahmet for the boner-inducing gif

Wtf?! In my days we would just flip our dicks up and hold it in place with our belts.

What if it isn't long enough? :fa:

The reason why this worked is because all the blood rushed to the muscle instead of the penis causing the penis to get soft or what ever you call it

what if you don't have legs?

Biceps :dumb:

Then it shouldn't be a problem

A bag of ice.