(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I don't have any friends at school, and to be honest, I'm bullied every once in a while. Yesterday, I was made fun of in front of my whole class by one of the "popular" kids. He's way bigger than me and I couldn't really stick up for myself. But today I brought in ex-lax and put some into his milk when he wasn't looking. I kept my head down and tried to hide back my laugh as he stood up suddenly in science class after lunch. He started to sprint out of the class as farts bursted from his pants, but he tripped and hit his head on a table. He began shaking violently with his eyes rolled back. Apparently he was susceptible to seizures. To make everything worse, diarrhea started spewing from his shorts all over the room.
An ambulance had to take him away, and the principal made an announcement that they were investigating the matter and I'm really scared. I feel guilty. What do I do?

First off, :ha!::ha!::ha!:. Do it again, or tell him it was you lol, he might understand, or he might knock you on your ass, pretty good odds

Dude dont admit it, but dont blame it on anyone else. if you do get caught dont lie, and tell your parents what happened that way if you do get caught thell understand

Nice copy paste from yahoo answers, still got a laugh though

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I laughed pretty hard at it though. :happyguy:

He deserved it, if he really has that low of self-esteem and bullies you everyday...I'd say fuck him!!

If they dont have real hard proof you did it then dont say anything.That dumb fucker got what was coming to him.Its funny kind of the popular kids think the quite kids are weak but actually those type of kids you dont want to fuck with them ive seen what kids like them can do they can fuck people up no doubt. Holy shit i wish some one would of recorded it i bet it was funny.

Oh and dont beat yourself up or feel guilty about this it will blow over and if any one else gives you shit.just do this tighten your fist as tight as possible then with all your streath slam your fist in their face i gurrentee they wont get back up

You are a legend my friend, fuck him, just keep quiet, they surely won't find out, if he was being a dick to you, he deserved it.

I laughed my ass off until I saw it was from Yahoo answers -.-