(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I don't have any friends at school, and to be honest, I'm bullied every once in a while. Yesterday, I was made fun of in front of my whole class by one of the "popular" kids. He's way bigger than me and I couldn't really stick up for myself. But today I brought in ex-lax and put some into his milk when he wasn't looking. I kept my head down and tried to hide back my laugh as he stood up suddenly in science class after lunch. He started to sprint out of the class as farts bursted from his pants, but he tripped and hit his head on a table. He began shaking violently with his eyes rolled back. Apparently he was susceptible to seizures. To make everything worse, diarrhea started spewing from his shorts all over the room.
An ambulance had to take him away, and the principal made an announcement that they were investigating the matter and I'm really scared. I feel guilty. What do I do?

I was going to give an accurate answer to your question until i saw the copy paste. Never mind this thread!

I saw this exact thread a few months ago on NGU, seeing it this time I googled it and of course it was from yahoo answers.
Still funny, but don't try and make it seem like you did it.

fuck it
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Very smart to post this on internet :dumb:

its fake. but they do find out sometimes, my neighbor got eye drop stuff put in his water and he went to the hospital and the person who did it got caught.

Ehhh fuck him he shouldnt be bullying people. He got more-or-less what he deserved.

If what you've said is true then the dick deserved it and if you do get caught just tell them what he has done to you. But i doubt you'll get caught.

Ohh wow he had it coming, It's kind of bad that he had a seizure but man I guess it's his own fault for bullying you. G'job!

(If this is real )

do the same thing to the princaple