(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I need help passing a simple dollar store drug test. I was thinking fake penis but they're $120. Any other ways to pass this drug test?

There are plenty of myths man,

The one thing that gets me about this question is the point of the test is to determine if you are a user. The way i see it do what you can to avoid the test, and if their is no other option, drink as much water as you can. When you start urinating for the test, let some of it go as from what i understand its the most contaminated. Also, try seeking some medicines/pills.

Simple. One drop of bleach in your piss will make you pass. This is effective, but 2 drops of bleach comes back as meth.

drink pickle juice about 1 jar of it then drink a gallon of water just dont drink 3 gallons in 1 hour i did and i puked 3 times!!!

Cranberry juice will be your best friend. Drink it likes its vodka

False this will kill the cup and they will know you have mess with it!

eat poppy seeds it will test postive for heroin that just tell them its clearly a fake/not working

I need help passing a simple dollar store drug test. I was thinking fake penis but they're $120. Any other ways to pass this drug test?


What the fuck is a "fake penis"

I'm pretty sure that it's a penis that isn't real.

If you're a hardcore smoker, water won't help right away. Buy some certo, put it in a normal Gatorade bottle, chug it, then take some b12 vitamins. The certo will coat your kidneys so the THC doesn't get in your piss.