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Holy fuck no one knows how to pass a piss test.

You can buy clean urine for cheap. Just put it in your crotch to make it warm

THC is the active ingredient in marijuana and it is stored by your body in your fat cells, so regardless of the fact that people are telling you to drink loads, that will NOT sort out your problem by itself, as you can't just piss out fat cells.

While drinking lots of fluids will help, you will need to get LOTS of exercise in order to burn the fat cells and therefore destroy the lone THC that is residing in your system.

It takes 3 months for marijuana to get fully out of your system.

Ummm...Good luck with that. It takes a while to get that out of your system.

Not even trying to sound like troll but do a bunch of other drugs. Some coke, some opiates, maybe some meth.

When you parents see the results they'll hopefully thing something went wrong with the test and give up.

Just fail it and tell your parents that you smoke. Best decision I ever made.

So I looked up fake penis on google... yeah I can't even begin to imagine what my parents would think if a parcel arrived addressed to me containing a rubber flaccid penis. I think I'd rather my parents think I use drugs than that.