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I have a story to share with you. I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

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Wow dude, that joke is so fucking old it's not even funny anymore. Thanks.

yea sure. fair enough. but there were a couple people who did not know it and found it funny. but i do apologies for leaving you out of this so ill try making you laugh next time.

Dayuuuum, your dad is quite wierd..

I wonder how many people read this and didn't understand it... and who cares if it's old or you've already heard this joke, no need to hate.

bahahaha nice joke man

For a second there I couldn't tell if this was serious or not. The picture made me lol. :lol:

Nice piece of meat, your girl :mmm: