Post: Things You Can't Do With A Boner
02-11-2013, 10:07 PM #1
Cmd-X
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So guys, tell me.. What are some things you can't do with a boner?
I'm going to update the thread with your replies, so try to be clever.


Cmd-X:
You can't poop with a boner.

RichModder:
You can't go in public with that long thing up.

Mz-Bomb3rZz-:
You can't shove it in the queen's saggy face.

Alt:
You can't go for a wee or talk with any of your family with a boner.

ᙢLB:
You can't have a boner without getting a boner.

PWW_Commander:
You can't go to the front of class if the teacher called you, with a boner while wearing skinny jeans.

Toke:
You can't talk to a hot girl with a boner unless she's a slut.

.Vanz:
You can't zip up your pants with a boner.

HackenTrollen:
You can't run with a boner.

Bass321Maste321:
You can't workout at the gym with a boner.

ResistTheSun:
You can't save a boner from dying out.
You can't use a boner to create world peace.
You can't give a boner a happy ending without it dying, poor thing.
You can't use a boner as a flag pole.
You can't use a boner as a pogo stick.


Guzman:
You can't stand up with a boner.
You can't hug your best friend with a boner.
You can't sleep with a boner.
You can't ignore a boner.
You can't push down the boner.


Wark-Ferrari:
You can't pitch a tent without a boner.

LE capitalz:
You can't put a boner down easily.
You can't look cool with a boner.
You can't bend down to pick something up with a boner.


Dr. Wenis:
You can't resist touching your penis with a boner.
You can't resist watching porn with a boner.
You can't resist having that urge of ejaculation with a boner.


Camaro:
You can't walk into a gay bar with a boner.
You can't slip-n-slide with a boner.
You can't plank with a boner.
You can't buy girl scout cookies with a boner.


Squirtle♥:
You can't stick your boner in your ear and make it come out your bum.


evasi0n:
You can't go down and eat with a boner.
You can't force your boner to go down.
You can't stop getting a boner when "the thing" is growing.
You can't get a boner while watching Cmd-X's Avatar
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02-14-2013, 01:36 AM #29
Originally posted by X View Post
So guys, tell me.. What are some things you can't do with a boner?
I'm going to update the thread with your replies.


Cmd-X:
You can't poop with a boner.

RichModder:
You can't go in public with that long thing up.

Mz-Bomb3rZz-:
You can't shove it in the queen's saggy face.

Alt:
You can't go for a wee or talk with any of your family with a boner.

ᙢLB:
You can't have a boner without getting a boner.

PWW_Commander:
You can't go to the front of class if the teacher called you, with a boner while wearing skinny jeans.

Toke:
You can't talk to a hot girl with a boner unless she's a slut.

.Vanz:
You can't zip up your pants with a boner.

HackenTrollen:
You can't run with a boner.

Bass321Maste321:
You can't workout at the gym with a boner.

ResistTheSun:
You can't save a boner from dying out.
You can't use a boner to create world peace.
You can't give a boner a happy ending without it dying, poor thing.
You can't use a boner as a flag pole.
You can't use a boner as a pogo stick.


Guzman:
You can't stand up with a boner.
You can't hug your best friend with a boner.
You can't sleep with a boner.
You can't ignore a boner.
You can't push down the boner.


Wark-Ferrari:
You can't pitch a tent without a boner.

LE capitalz:
You can't put a boner down easily.
You can't look cool with a boner.
You can't bend down to pick something up with a boner.


WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT BONERS!

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02-14-2013, 03:46 AM #30
Originally posted by X View Post
So guys, tell me.. What are some things you can't do with a boner?


You can't resist touching your penis with a boner.
You can't resist watching porn with a boner.
You can't resist having that urge of ejaculation with a boner.
02-14-2013, 05:14 AM #31
you can't suck your own dick without a boner
02-14-2013, 07:59 AM #32
Camaro
Chevy Runs Deep
You can't walk into a gay bar with a boner.
You can't slip-n-slide with a boner.
You can't plank with a boner.
You can't buy girl scout cookies with a boner.
02-15-2013, 07:42 PM #33
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You cant go down and eat with a boner.
You cant force your boner to go down.
You cant stop getting a boner when "the thing" is growing
You cant get a boner while watching at Cmd-X's Avatar ^^
02-15-2013, 07:57 PM #34
Hammy
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Originally posted by X View Post
So guys, tell me.. What are some things you can't do with a boner?
I'm going to update the thread with your replies, so try to be clever.


Cmd-X:
You can't poop with a boner.

RichModder:
You can't go in public with that long thing up.

Mz-Bomb3rZz-:
You can't shove it in the queen's saggy face.

Alt:
You can't go for a wee or talk with any of your family with a boner.

ᙢLB:
You can't have a boner without getting a boner.

PWW_Commander:
You can't go to the front of class if the teacher called you, with a boner while wearing skinny jeans.

Toke:
You can't talk to a hot girl with a boner unless she's a slut.

.Vanz:
You can't zip up your pants with a boner.

HackenTrollen:
You can't run with a boner.

Bass321Maste321:
You can't workout at the gym with a boner.

ResistTheSun:
You can't save a boner from dying out.
You can't use a boner to create world peace.
You can't give a boner a happy ending without it dying, poor thing.
You can't use a boner as a flag pole.
You can't use a boner as a pogo stick.


Guzman:
You can't stand up with a boner.
You can't hug your best friend with a boner.
You can't sleep with a boner.
You can't ignore a boner.
You can't push down the boner.


Wark-Ferrari:
You can't pitch a tent without a boner.

LE capitalz:
You can't put a boner down easily.
You can't look cool with a boner.
You can't bend down to pick something up with a boner.


Dr. Wenis:
You can't resist touching your penis with a boner.
You can't resist watching porn with a boner.
You can't resist having that urge of ejaculation with a boner.


Camaro:
You can't walk into a gay bar with a boner.
You can't slip-n-slide with a boner.
You can't plank with a boner.
You can't buy girl scout cookies with a boner.


You cant stick your boner in your ear and make it come out your bum?
02-21-2013, 05:09 PM #35
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Save Point
Originally posted by X View Post
So guys, tell me.. What are some things you can't do with a boner?
I'm going to update the thread with your replies, so try to be clever.


Cmd-X:
You can't poop with a boner.

RichModder:
You can't go in public with that long thing up.

Mz-Bomb3rZz-:
You can't shove it in the queen's saggy face.

Alt:
You can't go for a wee or talk with any of your family with a boner.

ᙢLB:
You can't have a boner without getting a boner.

PWW_Commander:
You can't go to the front of class if the teacher called you, with a boner while wearing skinny jeans.

Toke:
You can't talk to a hot girl with a boner unless she's a slut.

.Vanz:
You can't zip up your pants with a boner.

HackenTrollen:
You can't run with a boner.

Bass321Maste321:
You can't workout at the gym with a boner.

ResistTheSun:
You can't save a boner from dying out.
You can't use a boner to create world peace.
You can't give a boner a happy ending without it dying, poor thing.
You can't use a boner as a flag pole.
You can't use a boner as a pogo stick.


Guzman:
You can't stand up with a boner.
You can't hug your best friend with a boner.
You can't sleep with a boner.
You can't ignore a boner.
You can't push down the boner.


Wark-Ferrari:
You can't pitch a tent without a boner.

LE capitalz:
You can't put a boner down easily.
You can't look cool with a boner.
You can't bend down to pick something up with a boner.


Dr. Wenis:
You can't resist touching your penis with a boner.
You can't resist watching porn with a boner.
You can't resist having that urge of ejaculation with a boner.


Camaro:
You can't walk into a gay bar with a boner.
You can't slip-n-slide with a boner.
You can't plank with a boner.
You can't buy girl scout cookies with a boner.


Squirtle♥:
You can't stick your boner in your ear and make it come out your bum.


evasi0n:
You can't go down and eat with a boner.
You can't force your boner to go down.
You can't stop getting a boner when "the thing" is growing.
You can't get a boner while watching Cmd-X's Avatar



You can't get dressed after gym with a boner stare

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