(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Has anyone ever thought about this? More specifically, I mean taking shits at work. I work 5 days a week at $10.50 per hour. I take shits regularly at work. They last about 10 minutes, 15 for the extreme cases. So, in a one week period, I make about $8-$11 just for taking shits. Since the shits add up to around an hour per week, or a little more, the wages vary. In a month, I cash in just around $24-$44 or taking shits. In a year, $288-$528. Damn! I know it's such little money over a stretched period of time, but for what I'm doing on that time, I'll take it. If I was at a much higher paying job... oh god

Don't ask me why or how I thought of this. I just did, while taking a shit for that matter.

I can't shit in public restrooms for some reason.

you shit alot ever think you poking your head with a needle to alleviate the pressures of poopage

Na, I tend to get the urge to shit more at work.. haha. It passes the time, plus I'm on the clock. Win win.

Increase your fluid intake and you could add another $20 per year :p

That's what I call a shit job!

iv heard it all now

Oh I take a load of pisses at work, but they're just in and out lol I never thought about how long those actually take...

lmao you gotta be shittin me! I couldnt use any toilet but my own, the only way I'll use another is in a shitty shituation lol

10 mins per seems like an issue, you might want to consult a doctor about constipation