(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Has anyone ever thought about this? More specifically, I mean taking shits at work. I work 5 days a week at $10.50 per hour. I take shits regularly at work. They last about 10 minutes, 15 for the extreme cases. So, in a one week period, I make about $8-$11 just for taking shits. Since the shits add up to around an hour per week, or a little more, the wages vary. In a month, I cash in just around $24-$44 or taking shits. In a year, $288-$528. Damn! I know it's such little money over a stretched period of time, but for what I'm doing on that time, I'll take it. If I was at a much higher paying job... oh god

Don't ask me why or how I thought of this. I just did, while taking a shit for that matter.

Well, I clean the bathrooms at my work most of the time, so I know they are safe. Plus, I use the ladies room ALWAYS because it's so damn clean all the time. The mens room.. goddamn bastards piss on the seat, don't flush, etc.. lol



Na dude. Shits are like a break time for me. I relax and stretch the time at work, it works wonders.

Lol I had to reread the OP again. This SHIT is hilarious lol. Aint nothing like reading a book (Readers Digest) while lettin em drop

Coffee ex lax and for your boss he can have a [ATTACH=CONFIG]22655[/ATTACH]

[ATTACH=CONFIG]22656[/ATTACH]me too what an investment we make

I know the feels bro. kay:

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lol this is classic